Self Deprecation - Thomas x Virgil

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TW: Minor Self Deprecation, Swearing and uhh..twenty one pilots? idfk.

this can be taken as Platonic or Romantic it's really up to you.

Thomas and Virgil were relaxing in Thomas' living room. The host was watching tv and Virgil was sitting in his lap, thinking.

"If you hit me, wouldn't that be considered animal abuse?" Thomas looked at him confused, but he shrugged it off and returned to his show.

"You know you'll get fined if you throw me on the ground. Littering is illegal."

"Even the mirror hates me"

"A lot of my jokes are self deprecating. They say 'write what you know.'"

"There's no room for demons when you're self possessed."

"Do you ever just get a sharp pain in one of your organs and you think 'ah fuck it's finally happening'?"

"Are you okay?" Thomas finally asked, concerned about his anxious side. "No."

this was really fucking short but...have it. please.

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