Y/N: Thanks, Babe
Connor: You're very welcome, My Love.
Y/N: ❤️
North: Absolute filth. Ugh, how many times do I have to ask you all to stop?
Y/N: Ugh guys
Y/N: I've never been this bored in my life
Connor: Hold on, Y/N
Connor: I have an idea, and it's not the forbidden show and I think you might enjoy it a lot.
Y/N: Alright, what?
Connor: May I interest you in sexual intercourse?
Hank: Oh my God, Connor, why
North: EW NO
North: STOP
Connor: Y/N?
Y/N: Oh, hell yes.
Connor: Alright then.
Markus: I cannot believe that just happened
Kara: I'm disappointed but not surprised
Luther: I feel the same way
Simon: Markus, this is Y/N and Connor we're talking about
Simon: They want to "interest each other in sexual intercourse" every five minutes.
North: It's disgusting.
Hank: I'm gonna be sick
Simon: How aren't you used it this already?
Hank: USED TO THIS?!
Hank: THEY DO THIS ALL OF THE TIME?!
Kara: Yes, they're a very sexual couple.
Hank: I see why Y/N needed to get away from you guys.
Simon: GUYS IM GONNA SHUT DOWN OMG
Markus: What happened? Are you okay?
Simon: Y/N CALLED ME
North: I thought they were "interesting each other in sexual intercourse"
Simon: THEY ARE
North: WHAT
Markus: WHAT
Simon: IT MUST'VE BEEN AN ACCIDENT
Markus: SIMON WAIT
Simon: SHE MUST'VE LEFT HER PHONE ON THE BED
Simon: OR WHERE EVER THEY'RE DOING THIS AT
Simon: AND I HEARD THINGS I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR RIGHT NOW LIKE CURSING AND MOANING AND GROANING AND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND INAPPROPRIATE PET NAMES AND DIRTY TALK AND ALL TYPES OF SHIT AND I WAS ONLY ON THE PHONE FOR 59 SECONDS
Hank: OH JESUS
Hank: WHEN I SAY "FUCKIN' ANDROIDS" I GUESS SHE TOOK THAT LITERALLY
Simon: OH GOD WHY ME
Simon: WHY'D SHE HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY CALL ME?
Simon: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HANK OR SOMETHING
Hank: UM NO THANKS
North: SIMON ARE YOU GOOD
Simon: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE
Luther: POOR SIMON
Here is a good place to stop.
I made this really long and I also have two other 'group chat' ideas ready since you guys seem to like it so yee!
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FanfictionSo like since I'm a D:BH stan and Connor(and Hank) are my favorite characters AND I read WAY TOO MANY Connor x Reader stories, I decided to wrote some. Requests are always open unless i get overwhelmed and stop them for a while! Please request whate...
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