SOFTWARE INSTABILITIES. - Connor x Reader Oneshots || COMPLETED.

TEN: Group Chat. [Part 2- The New Addition.] |REQUESTED!|

Connor: HANK WAIT NO

Y/N: What did you just say?

Hank: ...
Hank: Um
Hank: I'm... scared?

Luther: Oh no

Kara: Jeez, should we start praying for the soul of Hank Anderson now, or should we wait?

Markus: Can we get a R.I.P. in the chat

Simon: R.I.P.

Y/N: Mr. Anderson, we need to have a discussion.
Y/N: Over the phone.

-Twenty Minutes Later-

North: Guys I'm honestly scared it's been 20 minutes and 7 seconds since they started talking and I don't think they're done yet.

Markus: Connor, you live with her, is she still on the phone?

Connor: Indeed she is, and she is NOT happy.

Simon: What is she saying??

Connor: Something about not even the only other tolerable human she knows can make her feel better
Connor: And I think that she hates Family Feud now?
Connor: Also, she strongly dislikes Steve Harvey's mustache, she thinks it's "creepy."
Connor: You see, I'm not exactly sure of what she's saying because she stormed out of the living room and slammed our bedroom door.

Luther: Oh my Gosh.

Connor: Yep.
Connor: Wait, guys

Kara: What is it

Connor: She hung up
Connor: She's on her way back

North: Yikes, it's been 30 minutes

Y/N: Hi, friends.
Y/N: I'm sorry I took so long, I just needed to make sure I properly informed Hank on the thing I never want to hear come out of anyone's mouth again.

Hank: I think my eardrums are damaged from your fucking screaming

Y/N: Shut the hell up
Y/N: Anyway can we please the subject?

Kara: Let's talk about my kid!

Y/N: Sure, how's Alice?

Kara: She still wants to go see Todd, but I don't think that's a good idea.

Y/N: Hell no! Don't make her see that idiot.

Kara: That's what I'm saying but I don't know how to break it to her.

Connor: Why is the only suggestion that comes to mind is the forbidden show?

Y/N: Don't you dare say it

Connor: I won't, I promise