I do not own Devil May Cry and Persona, only the OCs that will appear in this story and the concept were inspired by 'Lesson Time: Never follow your teacher home' in 'Vergil's one-shots' by ZerlinaQuinn. So, I hope this turns out okay...now enjoy, my ninja clan.
PS - It's suggested by SleepyCat013 , sorry about not updating sooner yesterday (Busy with updating Devil Mystery) and I hope this is enjoyable for all of you guys.
(In a pizzeria)
"Alright Mr Sparda!" A grumpy, looking businessman in his late 40's called out to Dante, who is wearing a red uniform with a tag with his name on it.
"Got it boss!"
The boss just scowls and leaves the room, leaving him alone with a brunette, Colombian-American woman with her hair tied up in a bun.
"..." Dante looks at her up and down, then gives a smug smirk, "Hello lady~"
"... Ahh... hola...?" (1) The woman responded.
"... Ahh, you're Spanish?" Dante asked, which the woman nodded.
"Yes... I'm Maria Sanchez..." The woman named Maria told him.
"Dante Sparda..." Dante told her, "So... you're look quite beautiful~ Tell... have a boyfriend?"
"... No..."
"Seriously? Man, if it was up to me, I would totally go after a beautiful lady such as yourself," Dante flirted and asks, "So... want to go have a drink after work?~"
"... I know what you chicos are doing!" (2) Maria angrily said, "You're trying to take my virginity, aren't you, tu hijo de puta!" (3)
"... Ahh..." Dante become completely clueless, "I... ahem... don't... I..."
"Exactly... meaning you don't deserve it!" Maria told him as she walks away and starts making the dough flat, "Besides... I'm saving up for marriage, so HA!"
"... Fucking hell..." Dante swore as he waits for her to finish... while staring at her butt, ("Dat ass, though~")
"... I know you're staring at my ass, you stupido!" (... It's pretty obvious what it means) Maria growled him, which he quickly looks away. Maria continues her business while Dante takes a peak at her butt as he licks his lips.
"Come on, I know you want a piece of me~" Dante flirted, which makes Maria rolls her eyes.
"Ugh, no way!" Maria responded as she finishes it and gives the dough to Dante, "There! Now, remember... it's pepperoni pizza!"
"Got it, babe!~"
"GRRRR!!!!" Maria growled in frustration and looks away.
(Later)
Dante looks around then he looks at the pizza... which he starts eating it. Once he finishes it. He grabs a tissue and wipes off the sauces on his face.
"There... nobody sees it..."
"... Dante..."
"OH SHIT!!!" Dante swore in panic, then he quickly turns around and saw Maria. "Oh... I mean... hey baby cakes~"
"Ugh, can you stop?"
"Only if you stop being so sexy~"
"... That's it... I fucking hate this job!" Maria moaned in frustration, and then, she looks at the tissue Dante is still holding and her eyes widen, then smirks evilly.
"... What?"
"... You ate the pizza... didn't you?"
"Oh-N-No! T-totally not!" Dante lied panicky.
"... You totally did, now... should I tell señor Harriet or not?" (4)
"... Look... I'm in dept, so I'm desperate for money!" Dante told her, "So, don't do this!"
"... Okay... I wouldn't tell... if..."
"If...?" Dante asked hesitantly, ("I don't like where this is going...")
"If you stop flirting with me and giving me nicknames, okay?" Maria told him.
"Okay! Deal!"
"Good... glad we have an agreement..." Maria smirked as she starts making the dough again.
("... I'm so fucked, aren't I?")
A/N - I hope you guys enjoyed it and if you do, leave a comment and a nice day, my ninja clan. Also, here's the translation. Kuno out!
(1) - hello...
(2) - boys
(3) - you son of a bitch
(4) - Mister
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