Donald Pierce x Reader

96 Prompts: List

Send a number or numbers and I'll write a short fic for you, additional information about the situation and the reader are accepted. (If you want I type of reader, click on the link in my profile description)

Prompts with * means that I saw this in another person's blog somewhere, so I take absolutely no credit for it.

Also, if you've heard a few prompts already on TV that are in here, chances are that's where they came from.

1. "You look like an asshole."

2. "Was this stupid plan my idea or yours?"

3. "What have I gotten myself into?"

4. "I will murder you!"

5. "You can shut up whenever you want!"

6. "I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?"

7. "What are you still doing in my life?"

8. "I can't believe you dragged me into this!"

9. "Hey, if you want to kill someone, it better be him/ her because they won't shut up."

10. Person A: "Take my hand, you're a strange looking parasite!" Person B: "No, the lyrics are "Take my hand, we are strangers in paradise!"

11. "You're joking right?"

12. "What, you want another black eye?"

13. "Don't rush me!"

14. "I will skin you."

15. "It was his/ her fault!"

16. "If you ever look in her general direction again, I will shove a grenade up your ass"*

17. "Go to hell."

18. "Hoe, I know what you're thinking, you nasty!"

19. "Look what you did!"

20. "Please go fuck yourself, for my sake."

21. "I'm going to count to one!"

22. "Only father Christmas cares about what you want."

23. "You idiot child!"

24. "Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away!"

25. "Alright team useless!"

26. "I'm sorry do I care?"

27. "He's so pretty I think I'm going to cry!"

28. "Are you dumb?"

29. "Can only virgins see this stuff? Is this why I'm not seeing shit?"

30. "Now please, go and be somewhere else!"

31. "That reminds me, I need to be... not here!"

32. "How you doin'?"

33. "Run, run to INDIA!"

34. "Oh my god, I didn't completely believe it until you just said that!"

35. "Who's the hot babe?"

36. "But did you die?"

37. "Go away now, go away fast."

38. "Please die!"

39. "How the fuck are you still alive."

40. "Oh you did not just call me babe while touching my ass!"