edit: no sé por qué acabo de pensar en esto. ¿debo hacer traducciones al español como hablo fluidamente? // i don't know why i just thought about this. should i make spanish translations as i speak fluently?
before i begin,, sorry for not updating in a while!! writer's block and i haven't been feeling the best :///
but
it's that time of the year again ;))) so i've did something different and was typing while i was watching the season. my comments after the season will be at the end but overall, this season was fucking crazy
EDIT: NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I AM SO PISSED ABOUT NARTI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
AND I'M SO EXTRA LOOK AT MY BIO
ANOTHER EDIT: I DIDNT MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE MATT HOLT HE'S SUCH A DORK, MY NERD
EPISODE ONE
THAT WATER PLANET REMINDED ME OF INTERSTELLAR
BLADE OF MARMORAAAA
who is this marmora with the tail??? A narti?? Wife??
I officially love all blade of mar- I JUST HEARD KEITH BREATHE WHAT THE FUCKKVHDUCJ
UPDATE IT IS KEITH
wtf keith... breaking pro-
AHHHHH IT IS MY MAN WITHTHE BRAID KALIVAN I LOVE HIM
That shiro is so fake, I'm-
Lotor hasn't been seen in months?? My hubby?? Where is playboy at ??!!
"VoLtRoN nEeDs A sTrOnG lEaDeR" stfu fake ass shiro lookin bitch Kuron ass who tf invited u
LION CHOREOGRAPHY LANCE WTFFF (and i bet u Hunk baby didn't mess up don't talk ab boo like that Latino ass)
Wow... that is more people on Reiphod than people who attended Trump's inauguration... but you didn't hear it from me tho👀👀
Ah yes my wifey Allura, piloting blue and looking so good while doing it
I want a blade of marmora suit for Halloween now??
I swear if someone dies
OH MY GOD REGRIS I DIDNT EVEN GET TO KNOW THEM
DID KEITH AND KOLIVAN DIE
KEITH IS ALIVE
UPDATE KEITH IS ABOUT TO DIE
UPDATE WHERE IS KOLIVAN
UPDATE Lance is razzle dazzling
UPDATE KEITH IS ALIVE AND KOLIVAN TOO
I feel so bad for Coran like... he is trying to put on a show... and no one is clapping. I would YELL FOR MY GRANDPA
WHY WHEN KEITH TALKS TO ALLURA ITS ME TALKING TO MY MOM
Guys Allura kinda annoys me. Like I love her but, mom Marmora does need Keith sooooo
i'm so mentally torn for Keith and I'm only in the first 15 minutes of the first episode of season four
LOTOR AND ACXA AND HAGGAR FUCUDJAU MY BABIE AND WIFE AND PLAYBOY HUBBY AND NOW THE WHOLE GANG IS THERE YESSSSSS
Now when Lotor talks to HAGGAR it's me talking to my mom from my thoughts ;)
Is.... is Kuron doing... that.. plsplsplspls no.... if they connect... gFUCK THEY CONNECTED IM-------
"It's time to form Voltron" i think the hell not, you are NOT Keith thank you
I AM SO DISGUSTED RN WHY DID THEY CONNECT? I DONT LIKE THIS HAHAHAHA
WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT KEITH LIKE THAT ALLURA STOP NO I DONT LIKE THIS LANCE AND PIDGE PLEASE DONT PUT MY BABY DOWN
NO BECAUSE NOW VOLTRON IS MESSED UP AND LANCE IS IN RED KEITH STOP THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE ANYMORE IM GOING TO CRY
LANCE LOOKS SO SAD F CUC KKK
i don't even like this show anymore i'm so sad
SHIRO SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT EVEN SHIRO STOP
AHHHH HAPPY GROUP HUG
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
KEITH DONT LEAVE
FUCK FUCKFUCK
NO KEEH (revision after i've finished watching what the fuck is a keeh)
EPISODE TWO
AND IM ALREADY CRYING
KATIE
IM CRYING ITS KATIE AND SHES TELLING THE TEACHER RIGHT IM SO PROUD
bitch-- call my wife a nerd-----
NO BABY
YOU ARE SO SMART, S
MATT BABY
IS PIDGE A NICKNAME IM SO HAPPY
MATT GOT IN
YES
Matt shut up, big muscles my ass
BUT I LOVE MATT
YES KATIE GET IN THE GALAXY GARRISON
why does PIDGE look sad I don't like this
YES AN INDEPENDENT PERSON DOING THING OWN THING I LOVE PIDGE
can you imagine if PIDGE said "gotta blast" I would yell
HOLY
YES
OH MY
WHAT IF
.....
YES
DIRECTIONS
TO A SHOW
YESYESYES TELL MY BABY WHO THAT IS
oh my god u dun did that she gon beat yo ass
and she beat yo ass
stupid alien man
IS SHE GOING TO FIND MATT
TE-OSH
AHHWHAHDHFJGNDK
IM ABOUT TO SCREAM WHAT IF
omg what
YEAH DONT MESS WITH MY PIDGE
is that a shark man... Rin????
i'm shaking i'm so excited
oh please find matt
WHAT
NO
GET TO GREEN
yeah bitch u are going to regret that lol
TE-OSH DONT DIE
yo she looks so pretty like a goddess oh my god
"MATT" AKSKAKAK
that seems like a crazy group chat with the transponders things lmao
this is so sad
DID SHE DIE IM-
find matt operation underway
FLASHBACK
I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SO CUTE
they are such nerds i love it
"low-tech" katie be quiet i don't even know what the words he's saying means
END OF FLASHBACK WHERE IS MATT
YES YES YE E SYSDES
THERE
oh my god please let him be okay
he's here,, i'm going to cry of happiness
SHE LOOKS SO POWERFUL IN FRONT IF THE GREEN LION
WHAT IS THAT STATUE OF
holy shit
this is crazy
where is he
oh my god
the flashbacks
no no no
wait
WAIT NO
SHIT
MATT
NO PIDGE BABY
this is too much
wait his birthday
WAIT THE CODE WHAT
i love this so much this is such a good show
matt is alive i'm so happy i'm crying
WHO WAS THAT
NEVER MIND I DONT CARE JUST PIDGE KNOWS HE'S ALIVE IM----
matt maytttt may matatatattt
oh no a dead end
wait no it's another nerdy thing
holt fam?? i think you mean fuckintg nerds that mess with my emotions because of how nerdy they are
IS THAT MATT
MATT ITS YOUR SISTER STOP IT YOU HEATHEN
MASK IS OFF
MATTT
ITS THRM
THEY ARE TOGTEHR
I LOVE THEM
HIS VOICE IS DEEPER
IM CRYINGN
matt shit up don't you know your sister is THE nerd
yeah she's a paladin believe it hoe
WHO IS THIS BITCH
SHARK MAN
ITS RIN
YES ITS THE LEAKED SCENE IF THEM FIGHTING TOGETHER
THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE
IS THIS REAL
this guy is so going to be ded he messed with the wrong nerdy siblings
RIN HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
"TESLA" WHAT N E R D S
"but... you know... space" ME
why does matt's personality remind me of a 2007 justin timberlake
3rd episode
HAGGAR
wait why is her hands purple and her face brown i'm confusion
her face looks purple now?? never mind it's prolly the light
PIDGE IS BACK....
WITH MATT
WHAT IF KURON DOESNT KNOW MATT
LANCE HAS SUCH A GAY VIBE (rip if ppl attack me for saying that lol)
matt oh my god
"YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL"
I HATE HIM
IM CRYING LANCE
THEY ARE TERRIBLE
WAIT HE KNOWS MATT
I'M?????
guys
hat the fuck is goin onnnnnnnn!?!??1?1?3!(/7!;
tag yourself i'm lance
is that
i literally cannot stand him
what even is his name did i really forget (edit: it's zarkon btw guys lol i hate me)
IM SO HAPPY PIDGE AND MATT ARE TOGETHER
WHAT IS THIS SUPER MARIO MUSIC THAT IS PLAYIN
matt is going to get whiplash
"THIS IS OUR COW" PIDGE WHAT THEBDJCHS WH
did matt just make a pun throw him off the ship
oh my god
matt is so happy
pidge is so happy
i'm so happy
hunk made milkshakes
wait where is dad holt
ZARKON I REMEMBERED HIS NAME HAHA
EZOR AND NARTI AND ACXA BUT WHERE IS ZETHRID
they are introducing themselves to the cow i'm-
do they know- i don't think they know-.... should we tell them...?
tag yourself im coran and allura being scared of the cow
if haggar tries ANY shit on lotor i'm throwing hands
zarkon don't talk to playboy like that
NO LOTOR IS SO GOOD LET HIM STAY
YES HE IS LONGER NEEDED SHIT UP ASSHOLE
WHY IS LOTOR SMIRKING
lotor... baby.... fuck them up..... do it
N A R TI WHAT U DOIN BABY BOO
i've said it before but Narti is so under rated like she's so good i love her
"WHAT ARE WE, ANIMALS?" DID YOU SEE BOTH OF THEIR FACES WHEN HE SAID THAF
the other reality wasn't lame slav was such a cool dude
i love when matt is so impressed with his little sister that makes me so happy
LANCE I DIDNT FORGET ABOUT YOU BABY IS THAT A MULTIPLAYER GAME I WILL PLAY WITH YOU
wow an intense gamer.... is he this intense in bed... asking for a friend....
THIS IS SO FUNNY WITH THE COW AND MILKSHAKES AND CORAN AND ALLURA
COMMUNICATION ISSUES
IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS
IS THIS EVEN A SHOW
I HATE THIS
"it's so... thicc"
lotor's smirk is reassuring he better have a bad ass plan
FUCK IT UP LOTOR
how didn't they know haggar can see ugh
wait who just died (EDIT: THIS IS WHEN I DIDNT REALIZE MY WIFE NARTI WAS KILLED BUY LOTOR'S ASSHOLE SELF)
hunk matt and pidge are a dream team
i just realized matt's hair has no volume he needs tips from Lotor
they are attacking l'oréal y'all
"YOU HAVE CLOAKING?? WHO ARE YOU???"
TAG YOURSELF IM ON TEAM LOTOR
TEAM LOTOR F T W
YES LOTOR SLICE AND DICE
what if lotor and voltron team up that would be SO bad ass (edit: wow i wish i realized he killed narti my comments of him would be so different)
okay so narti and haggar have different cats?
WAIT WHERE IS NARTI (EDIT: THIS IS ME BEGINNING TO REALIZE UGH)
EPISODE FOUR
i love lance razzle dazzling
JOIN THE COALITION
WHEN CORAN TOLD ALLURA SHE HAD TO PLAY KEITH- BITCH ME TOO
"holds bayard dashingly"
"and me keith"
"my heroooOoOoes"
can i pay for this EXACT performance
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE IS KEITH
AND LOOK ITS THE MALL MAN
is this shit drugs wtffff
coran don't do that lol
i would've accepted 14 nose hairs but it's whatever i guess
should've came on clear day👀👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽 what was u thinkin
WHAT IS THAT ANIMAL
EW WTF ITS IN HIS EAR
HOLY HELL WHAT
THATS DISGUSTING
SPACE MALL AGAIN
"SHIRO, BABY, YOU'RE RIGHT AND I WANT WHAT YOU WANT MAN"
CORAN W H A T
"INTERGALACTIC SHOWBIZ"
LANCE DONT AGREE
"EXPLODE ONTO ST A GE"
LANCE STOP
"A LAZER EYED MONSTER"
BITCH WHEN THEY LEARNS FLIPS
"YOUR TIMES UP, MONSTER"
"LOUDER IS BETTER"
I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE
"STRIKE A POSE AFTER EVERY MOMENT EVERYONE LOVES A POSE"
S T O P HIM
THIS SHOW IS ON DRUGS
what the hell a stadium show
are they actors now or
LOOK AT THESE NOODLE BI BOO ALIENS
"NOT IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT" DID HE DO THE SPLITS
oh no pidge's math
"WE NEED TEAMWORK" SHUP UP YOU ARENT EVEN APART OF BOLTRON
WHAT IS THIS
"lover boy lance?? it's perfect,,, because it's true" i can assure you it's true
keith's catch phrase is howl
yes
seems legit
HUNK IS NOT JUST HUMOROUS HUNK BIH HE IS LOVABLE AND A GOOD PERSON
"YOU'RE SILENT NINJA" sorry that's keith not,, kuron
UM PIDGE IS NOT ONLY A BRAIN SHE IS A BEAUTIFUO BABY GIRL
THIS PERFORMANCE IS HOW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY VIEW THE SHOW I DONT LIKE IT
has coran slept in days?? worry about him!!!!!
okay fr tho coran needs help
did coran just- did he just yell at my noodle
UM SHIRO CAN GET THROWN OUT THE SHIP HE IS NOT THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER
WHERE EVEN IS KEITH'S ASS WTF
tbh noodle man is most popular i love him most idk what a voltron is
what the shit
this performance seems legit for its stills but other than that..... garbage
THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT
WAIT WHAT IF THAT ANIMAL IS STRONG
AHHHH CORAN
YES MAKE THAT THING DETACH
omg that's a crazy animal i don't think i like this
YES NOODLE BOY TO THE RESCUE I LOVE NOODLE
sorry that was such a good episode i'm wilding is noodle boy apart of voltron now i will LOVE it
EPISODE FIVE
KEITH AND KOLIVAN YES
naxzala is such a fun name
is everyone going to work together
YES ACXA, LOTOR WILL PROTECT YOU (edit: shut up jasmin don't protect lotor acxa)
wait what happened to narti (edit: me still beginning to realize lol :( )
did i miss something
narti is the lovey of my life is she okay
oh my god not quintessence again
AHHH ITS THE ANNOYING ALIENS I DONT LIKE THE GIRL FOR MAKING LANCE SAD
omg flashback to rover....
:'(
IT IS SUCH A PARTY IN THE CASTLE SHIP RN WHERE IS MY INVUTE
HUNK'S GF WHATS HER NAME AGAIN
ALLURA IS SO BAD ASS
did that thing just hurt pidge
YES HUNK
OMG WHAT A GOOD BOY
A WOMAN GALRA LEADER THIS IS THE EQUALITY IM NEEDIN
who is that wolf (wo)man is that a real life alien furry omg
A FROG MAN
OH NO
AHHHHHHH
KEITH AND KALIVAN WHOOP SOME ASS
SOME ASS WAS WHOOPED
YES IT IS VOLTRON
NOW VOLTRON MUST WHOOP SOME ASS
oh my god i forgot about shiro and keith
i need keith to be there :(((
this is so intense
oh lordy voltron is gettin hit
YESSS ALLURA BABYYYYY FREEZE THE BOMBS
WOW THE THEME WHEN VOLTRON IS BEING FORMED I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED IT UNTIL NOW
...but keith
omg lotor's gang is doubting lotor
yes acxa
wAIT JO ACXA
HE DID KILL NARTI (edit: wow this was a sad moment i cried ngl)
HE HAD TO
IS HE DEAD
SH I T
NO JUST STUNNED
HOW DIDNT I KNOW NARTI DIED
AND SHE WAS MY (favorite) BEST GIRL
GIRLS STANDING UP FOR GIRLS Y E S
but lotor
FUCK LOTOR LOL, NARTI... MY GIRL IS GONE :(
ALL THIS VOLTRON COALITION TEAMWORK... I LOVE IT
are they taking lotor to the galra
EW BITCH JUST CRACKED HIS ARMS WTF DID HE ACTUALLY BREAK HIS ARMS
woowhhhh where did lotor go oml
ARE THE GIRLS TRYING TO GET VOLTRON
EPISODE SIX
i don't want this season to end i'm going to be lost until next season help
IF THE GIRLS TRY TO TEAM UP WITH VOLTRON IM GOING TO CRY ILL BE SO HAPPY
AH WHAT
SEE WHAT THE CRUISER WANTS
IS THE CRUISER THE GIRLS OR LOTOR
i'm hella mad at lotor
like... after this episode i'm looking up if he killed narti and if he did i'm fucking-
hold me THE FUCK back if lotor killed her
okay but also lotor better not die
OH JESUS IS LOTOR GOING TO DIE
IS HE GOING TO KILL HIMSELF PLS NO
can zarkon die tho bc he's mean
LOTOR
HE IS ALIVE MISSION IS GOOD
except for zarkon... bleh
what is haggar going to get
what's my girly doing
omg a ritual
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO DO
AWAKE NAXZELA WHAT
I THOUGHT NAXZELA WAS THE PLANET
THE HELL
WAIT IT's THE PLANET
HOLY SHIT
IT HAS GALRA TECH SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING
H O L Y
HAGGAR DONT HURT VOLTRON
THE WAVE OF DARKNESS
I DONT LIKE THIS
THEY ARE PARALYZED
NEVER MIND
this is not good
yes yes yes pidge's nerdy smarts is going to save everyone
yes they got to the core!!!!
did allura forget that haggar is altean
NO ALLURA
NOW ALL OF THEM
OKAY THEY ARE ALIVE
WAIT HUNK
WHAT IS HEXIMITE
A BOMB
OH NO
GET OFFF THE PLANET NOWWWWW
if this leaves on a cliffhanger pertaining if they all die or not i'm quitting
ugh i love keith what a good man
KEITH NEEDS MATT'S HELP WOW WHAT A DUO
I LOVE MATT'S TEAM OF CRAZY ANIMAL ALIENS
tag yourself i'm lotor chillin and floatin in space while everyone else is either dying or trying to kill him
my stomach DROPPED just watching voltron fall down that cave thing
ALLURA YOU CAN DO IT
LANCE I LOVE HIM BEING SO MOTIVATIONAL
"YOU ARE THE HEART OF VOLTRON." I LOVE MY LATINO BOO
YEA DO IT FOR ALFOR
SHE IS DOING IT
MY STRONG GIRL YES ALLURA
LANCE AND ALLURA ARE BROTP
what the ruggle
HAGGAR S T O P
AHHH HURRY
two minutes left it's a cliffhanger
KEITH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HELLL TO THE RUCKING NO
BITCH NO
NOPE
KEITH
OH MY FOD
NO
WAIT
PLEASE DONT DIE
DID LOTOR
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
LOTOR SAVED EVERYONE
DID LOTOR DIE
NO HE DIDNT
IS HE TRYING TO GET WITH VOLTRON
OG MY GOD
WHAT THE SHIITTTT
IM YELLING
OKAY OVERALL
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
NARTI WAS KILLED BY LOTOR'S ASS ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
I REALIZED I DID SEE HER GET SHOT AND I JUST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS HER
I DONT LIKE LOTOR AS MUCH BECAUSE OF THAT, BUT
DID SHE KNOW HAGGAR WAS USING HER AS A SPY OR???
IF SHE DID I ADMIT THAT WAS A LIL FUCKED UP BUT ??
HE JUST FUCKING KILLED HER LIKE IT WAS NOTHING :(
BUT THIS SEASON WAS GOOD
hella salty at kuron.... for every reason possible
keith is supposed to be apart of voltron and in my opinion it's so empty without him. without shiro it didn't change as much, but without keith? that is so important and makes me sad :/
the performances were actually crazy i laughed
i just feel kinda empty with the obvious fact that THE season is over but because of narti and keith?
and i really hope the girls don't go back to zarkon's rule. i seriously thought they were going to voltron but turns out that was lotor instead?
i like that though but,,,, salt is flowing through me rn
i'm so happy matt is okay though!! my baby!!!!!
rest in peace a fictional character that was my everything for a season and a half :( narti is a legend and such a powerful woman who had her indifferences compared to everyone else but still made her way to the top
and keith is still a legend for connecting to two lions while being galra and apart of the blade of marmora :')
