zayn: should I send another nude to Liam?
harry: absolutely not
louis: yes please do
louis: send another classy nude to his ass
harry: why do you need to send another nude for? Aren't you two already intimate?
louis: please styles people who are fucking can still send their partners a nude wtf
harry: but why? He's already seen you naked why does he need another picture?
harry: one was bad enough zayn ok what if somehow someone else sees this nude beside mr.payne
louis: why do you insist on texting through the group chat zayn you could've just sent this to me smh harry's a baby he doesn't know what to do in these type of situations
harry: right and you do louis cause you've done it multiple times
louis: 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
louis: you said it not me
harry: I was being sarcastic
zayn: it's been two days since i've gotten a text from liam :(
zayn: i'm thinking if i send a nude, he'll reply
louis: wait wtf he hasn't contacted you after eating your ass ???
harry: what
harry: he what
zayn: LOUIS WTF
zayn: this is why I don't want to tell you shit 🙄
louis: I'm sorry ok it slipped out
zayn: whatever do I send a picture or not?
louis: first we have to figure out why he hasn't contacted you????
zayn: idk I thought about maybe driving by his house but that seemed stalkerish
harry: yeah don't do that
louis: who cares just pass by his house and if you see his car pretend you left something there
harry: no don't do that
louis: hey liam I left my nickel here after it fell out of my pocket and I really need it cause I am broke
zayn: yeah okay no
zayn: I've tried calling him but no answer :(
louis: well he fucked you, you gave him a bj and he got to eat you out... why would he need to answer your calls anymore? lol
zayn: fuck you louis you're such a prick
harry: wtf louis
louis: it was a joke chill did you not see the LOL
harry: he's probably just busy zayn
harry: he's a firefighter they have like weird hours and stuff don't they?
louis: OR HE'S BEEN HURT AND HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE HERE THINKING ABOUT SENDING HIM A NUDE
zayn: LOUIS FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIEN THAT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
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