[BOOK 1]
mr. payne: the dilf -
"Nasty boys love giving head. Are you a nasty boy?"
zayn nods his head frantically, "I'm your nasty boy, daddy."
or the one where: zayn's ex boyfriend cheated on him but now he's trying to get his ex boyfriend's fath...
louis: zayn i'm grounded i can't go over 🙄 just send me a screenshot of your messages and i'll do my best to guide you
harry: why didn't you call me to go over zayn? 🤔
louis: harry no offense but you wouldn't know the first thing about this kind of thing ok you're a child
harry: rude
louis: please you didn't even want zayn to go through with this plan why would he ask you anything about this ??
zayn: uM BIGGER PROBLEMS GUYS
louis: send the damn screenshot zayn
zayn: ok but just don't make fun of me
harry: did it go that bad?
louis: why would we make fun of you
zayn: I was upset because of my run in with Dylan okay and I was pissed and I couldn't control myself as I messaged him and I sounded like a whore :(
harry: oh zayn :( see this is why I didn't think you should go through with this. you're just as clueless as I am when it comes to this kind of stuff
louis: harry please shut up before I remove you from the group chat 😒
louis: zayn send the screenshot now
zayn: ok ok
zayn:
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louis: did you really change his name to liam payne why would you do that ?? It was fine as daddy 🙄
harry: YOU SENT A NUDE TO HIM
harry: WHY WOULD YOU SEND HIM THAT PICTURE OF YOU AND THAT MESSAGE BELOW IT ZAYN ???
zayn: I told you I was angry with dylan okay
zayn: he told me our relationship was just some fucking experiment to him harry. who does that??
louis: I don't know what you're freaking out about I think you did a great job and you didn't even show your dick so quit worrying, it's like a classy nude or some shit
louis: but like honestly though holy shit zayn I didn't think you had it in you to be that nasty
louis: I feel like a proud parent
louis: also zayn I'm not gonna tell you again so read this carefully : FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT DYLAN
louis: you're the one moving on with someone better so 🤷♂️
