Humphrey had a strong attraction toward mildew, and decided to take his vacation in Mildewland, He got settled in the Mildew Hotel, in Mildew City. Once he was settled, he did a web search for the most mildew-y town in Mildewland. Strangely, it had a very American-sounding name of Fair Bluff. He spent the rest of his vacation in Fair Bluff, Mildewland. His experiences there were so amazing, that when he got home, he decided to write his experiences down in a journal.Here's an excerpt:
"In the coming days, I would spend most of my time in the tiny town of Fair Bluff in Mildewland. I got to town, and at first was confused, as there was nothing unusual. I mentioned this in a restaurant. The cashier said, "We didn't realize you weren't a native of Mildewland!" She went on to say, "Do us a favor, go for a walk outside of town, chanting the word "mildew" over and over. The return to town.
I found this very strange, but did as she was told, and left town, and began chanting "mildew, mildew, mildew...". Then I headed back to town. It was amazed when I reached the town limits. I'd previously experienced the alluring stench of mildew many times, but never a stench like I did when I re-entered - mold, mildew, almost indescribable. I was in ecstasy!"
Humphrey returned to Fair Bluff, Mildewland every vacation. He'd make sure to arrive with cameras hanging from his neck, wear sunglasses, lug a suitcase, and be chanting "mildew" over and over.
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Tales of Tiptoe and More - Volume III
HumorThe third volume of an on going series of episodes, often involving Nancy and Sluggo's tiptoe experiences.
