Becky Baker, the famed milkmaid, was writing her memoirs. "Milking cows was my passion", wrote Becky, "Yet, it still takes 18 man-hours per day to milk the cows. There were times when I thought of cutting down the number of cows, but somehow I just couldn't let the cows down."
One chapter of Becky's memoirs was in the question-and-answer format. Someone asked if she preferred certain breeds of cows, and whether that affected her milking performance. She wrote, "It really depends more on the individual cows. I'd also be wary of results comparing the average performance of crossbred cows, it just gets too scientific, and my relationships with the cows are more personal than that."
Becky's memoirs would go on to become a best seller in Bovinia.
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Tales of Tiptoe and More - Volume III
HumorThe third volume of an on going series of episodes, often involving Nancy and Sluggo's tiptoe experiences.
