Busted Gulch Vol. 3

Muffins Can Wait (MystresMyna)

Muffins Can Wait

All of town is in such a twitter,

Everyone had muffins on the brain.

The town cow, Bessie, came back,

Just as it started to rain.

The talk around town,

Is that a bakery is in order...

The question is,

Will they buy muffins for a quarter?

It's a fine idea, a bakery that is,

Making a home here would be a good thing.

"Myna's Baked Goods and Bounties"

Sure has a nice ring.

There's still the one problem,

My Uncle is still hexed.

But getting help,

Has sure got me vexed.

I've tried all I can,

Tried with all my might,

For information on Ruby,

But the lips in this town are awful tight.

Uncle Bigbee doesn't have much longer,

It is a serious plight!

I vowed to save him,

Or die in the fight!

I was all saddled up, ready to ride

The time had come for Ruby to pay.

I'll find her, have no doubt,

For the muffin hexin' witch, it's judgement day.

But the rain won't stop,

No way to track her down in the mud.

So I'll head to the Saloon, for lemonade,

This day has been a dud.