The Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

chat with me quatre

yes this time that's french

THIS IS MY GO TO THING WHEN I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK OKAY

marbear has added Goldilocks, Bae and Bruh

Bae: Seriously Nino, we're going back to this

Bruh: oi fuck off m8

Goldilocks: nino i thought we made a PACT

Bruh: that was a suicide pact my homie

marbear: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A SUICIDE PACT

Goldilocks: if we both live to be 100 we shall kill ourselves at the same moment so that we never have to live without each other

Bruh: bruh

Goldilocks: bruh

Bae: Brotp

marbear: agree

Bruh: my bromie

Goldilocks: my brony

Bruh: HOW DARE

Bruh: I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

Bae: NOT THE BROTP

Goldilocks: i was dating someone behind your back anyway

Bruh: LE GASP

Bae: LE GASP

marbear: LE GA- oh wait

Bae: MAR HOW DARE

marbear: sweetheart i've always known about you and nino

marbear: payback muthafcker

Bae: I'M DIVORCING YOU

marbear: as is to be expected from a marriage where both spouses are cheating on each other

Bruh: what

Goldilocks: does that mean that nino and i were married but cheating on each other with mar and alya who were also married and cheating on each other

Bruh: i think so

marbear: yes

Bae: basically

Goldilocks: does that make it a love square instead of a love triangle

Authorperson: HA

Authorperson: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Authorperson has blown up into rainbow glitter and confetti

Goldilocks: Well.

marbear: that girl is fucking crazy

Bae: agree

Bruh: so

Bruh: my homies my pals my chums my buddies

Bruh: how do you feel

Goldilocks: about a double divorce/wedding ceremony?!

Bruh: about a theme song for us

Bruh: what no

Bruh: adrien what the fuck

Bae: I'm down for a double divorce/wedding ceremony

marbear: WE ARE SIXTEEN 

marbear: THAT'S ILLEGAL

Bae: the course of true love never did run smooth