I am aware that 'numero dos' is Spanish, not French. You can't see it, but I'm making my 'I don't care' face.
also decided they're aged up, 17 or 16 or whatever
names come from parks and recreation, vid attached
Baelya has added EagleOne, currentlydoingthat, and ifihadtopickadude
Baelya: am I missing something
EagleOne: quick name yourself ithappenedonceinadream
Baelya: why
currentlydoingthat: because squad goals
ifihadtopickadude: Do it
Baelya: fine
Baelya has changed their name to ithappenedonceinadream
ithappenedonceinadream: I kinda get EagleOne, but why is mar currentlydoingthat and why is nino ifihadtopickadude
EagleOne: because I'm currently doing that and if I had to pick a dude
ifihadtopickadude: chloe is beentheredonethat and nathanael is EagleTwo
ithappenedonceinadream: why is adrien eagle one
ifihadtopickadude: because I'm not currently doing anything and neither is nath
EagleOne: my bro here is single and likes long walks on the beach, romantically staring into eyes in the moonlight, and holding hands under the table
ifihadtopickadude: oi fuck off m8
ithappenedonceinadream: are you trying to set me and nino up
currentlydoingthat: just date him please me and adrien have been rooting for it for so long
ifihadtopickadude: do I get a choice
currentlydoingthat: we all know you are in the stage of 'mutually crushing' and you would have no problem so no
EagleOne: we all know Alya is the dominant one
ithappenedonceinadream: WAIT
ithappenedonceinadream: YOU TWO ARE DATING
currentlydoingthat: and the penny drops
EagleOne: yes i am currently doing that
currentlydoingthat: adrien I will slap you
ithappenedonceinadream: are yOU NEAR EACH OTHER
currentlydoingthat: adrien's been at my house all day
EagleOne: she makes really good food
EagleOne: and is a really good kisser ngl
currentlydoingthat: ADRIEN AGRESTE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
ifihadtopickaguy: IT HAPPENED M'BOY IS ACTUALLY GETTIN SOME
ithappenedonceinadream: i know mar's a good kisser
ifihadtopickaguy: oooooooooooooooh spill
currentlydoingthat: it was a dare from alix okay
EagleOne: sooo that's who your first kiss was with
EagleOne: shit she has some experience
EagleOne: alya, Chat Noir and now me
ithappenedonceinadream: and that one guy from summer camp two years ago
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