422 words
Genre: fluff, mention of smut
Warnings: swearing, wooflan, yelling, savagery, suggesting to fornicate with someone of the same sex
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Rob is looking through the closet of his and Lachlan's shared bedroom, searching for his soft, light blue hoodie. Lachlan is upstairs in his personal office editing a video. Instead of walking upstairs Rob yells to Lachlan, asking about his hoodie.
"Where is my fucking hoodie-LACHLAN?"
"LACHLAN!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"
"WHERE'S MY HOODIE?"
"I DON'T KNOW"
"THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT"
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR GODDAMN HOODIE IS ROB!"
"I SWEAR TO GOD LACHLAN YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME WHERE MY HODDIE IS"
"ROB I DON'T HAVE YOUR HOODIE"
"TEN-"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
"MY HOODIE DAMNIT"
"WELL I DON'T HAVE IT"
"THEN FIND IT"
"WHA-"
"NINE-"
"STOP FUCKING COUNTING"
"NO! I NEED MY HOODIE NOW WHERE IS IT?"
"I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T KNOW ROB"
"EIGHT-"
"I'M COMING DOWN THERE AND IF I FIND YOUR HOODIE ROBERT I SWEAR I'LL-"
"YOU'LL WHAT?"
Lachlan muttered under his breath, walking down the stairs with a pissed off expression and attitude.
"And we wonder why all our friends think we are the worst couple ever." Lachlan said, facing his lover of three years.
"Well we'd have less issues if you didn't take my stuff all the time." Rob scoffed. The two loved each other dearly, but small arguments like this were common amongst the two.
"Whatever. Let me get your stupid hoodie."
"Oh so now you know where my hoodie is?" Rob teased. The blonde rolled his eyes, motioning for the elder to follow him into their shared master bedroom.
"Let's see shall we?" Lachlan teased, now causing Rob to roll his brown eyes. The blue eyed blonde walked over to his side of their king sized bed and bent over slightly, giving the elder an interesting view.
"I asked you to find my hoodie, not get me hard." Rob commented.
"And I asked you to fuck off, not fuck me. Though the second option is sounding nice right now." Lachlan spoke, rummaging under the bed and grabbing Rob's soft light blue hoodie.
"Here's your hoodie, hottie." The Australian said softly, handing the hoodie to his Canadian lover.
"Thank you." Rob said. Grabbing the hoodie and kissing Lachlan's cheek.
"Now if you'll excuse me-"
"Actually..." Rob said, dragging out the word slightly while drawing on his lover's arm with his index finger.
"I was thinking we could...you know..." Rob trailed off.
"Waaaayy ahead of you, baby." Lachlan said, pushing Rob backwards onto their bed with a smirk on his face.
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I'm not a huge Wooflan shipper, but I really liked writing this.
It was different. I liked it.
Also two updates within twenty-four hours of each other. :)
