Me: *entered the room*
Sis: ---I beg you. Please. Please.
Me: Why are you kneeling on the floor?
Sis: Pleaseee...pleaseee....PLEASE. PLEASE.
Me: Hey why are you begging towards your phone? Is everything okay?
Sis: shut up, Tiffany. PLEASEE, PLEASE WORK FOR ME.
Me: Hey.
Sis: pleaseeee....
Me: SIS.
Sis: What?!
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Sis: The Wi-Fi.... didn't work since I woke up.
Me: And?
Sis: I've been begging, kneeling on my knees, waiting for it to work.
Sis: THIS IS CRAP. THIS IS BAD LUCK. THIS IS THE START OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. THIS IS---
Me: Snap out of it. It's just Wi-Fi.
Sis: THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD. THIS IS GOD'S WRATH. NO MORE YOU, ME, US. WE ARE DYING.
Me: ...
Sis: Please, Wi-Fi, my dearest cutie pie Wi-Fi. Please work for me. Please give me you.
Me: Cutie pie?
Sis: You...must continue to live Wi-Fi. FOR THE SAKE OF HUMAN BEINGS.
Me: ...
Sis: .... please
Me: ...
Sis: ..please...
Me: ....
Sis: Pl--
Me: Oh, it work!
Sis: Really?
Me: uh-huh.
Sis: Ha! SEEE THAT PEOPLE! BECAUSE OF ME, HUMAN STILL LIVE TILL TODAY. BECAUSE OF ME, WI-FI WORKS AGAIN. BECAUSE OF ME----
Me: I get it. I get it. Take a rest, Sis.
Sis: BECAUSE OF ME! BECAUSE OF ME! BECAUSE OF ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Me: Mom!!! Have you given Sis her medicine? She's sick again!!!! Her mentality SNAPPED!!!
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