Teacher: Tiffany, why are you late?
Me: *mutter some words*.....died.
Teacher: I'm sorry. You must be patient okay?
Me: Why?
Teacher: If someone who's important to you is dead, you must stay strong and live your life like you used to. I know the suffer of losing your love one, there's this one time that---
Me: Oh, no no, sir.
Teacher: Hm?
Me: The one that's dead is my wristwatch.
Me: I can't get to school on time because my wristwatch died.
Teacher: ....
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