Mat was sitting beside me, he was rocking his chair and accidentally bump my body.
Me: MAT!
Mat: *still talking to his friends*
Me: MAT! STOP BANGING YOUR BODY INTO MINE!
Mat: ...
Mat: What did you just say, Tiffany?
Me: Stop banging your body into mine.
Mat: What?
Me: STOP BANGING YOUR BO--- oh. OH. OOOHHHHH.
Mat: *coughs* TIFFANY, I HEARD THAT. AND THAT WAS....
Me: Mat, stop thinking perverted stuff okay? I didn't mean it like...those stuffs.
Mat: *awkward cough* I..I get it.
Mat: just stop saying more words that could make me go crazy.
Me: *put up hands in surrender* Okay, okay. No problem, man.
Me: But, seriously, stop banging your body into mine!
Mat: TIFFANY!
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