[Ignoring-your-ex-crush's-message plan]
Him: Hi
Me:
Him: What are you doing?
Me:
Him: I know you're reading my messages.
Me:
Him: PING!
Me:
Him: PING!
Me: ...
Him: writing a message...
Me: Hi.
[PLAN FAILED]
YOU ARE READING
Wanna be a Joker but be an Idiot instead
HumorSis: Tiffany, do you feel that something is out of place in my profile picture? Me: ... Sis: What is it? Tell me. Me: ... Me: Your FACE is out of place, sis. Sis: ... Highest Ranking: #330 in Humor (26/04/16) *WARNING: VULGAR WORDS AND A DIRTY MIN...
