We were in the car, dad drove us to the Central Park. Along the way, as always Sis turned on the radio and we hummed along with the song that was played.
Me: --my mama don't like you she like everyone--
Me: ---Cause if you like the way you look that much--
Sis: --Oh baby you should go and love yourself.
Me: And if you think that i'm still--- IS THERE ANY OF YOU WHO IS FARTING RIGHT NOW?
Sis: ...
Me: Seriously, this stinks as hell.
Sis: ...
Mom: yeah, it is. *wrinkles nose*
Dad: ...
Me: Dad, did you fart?
Dad: umm.. no.
Me: Mom?
Mom: I already finished my 'business' in the morning.
Dad: Oh my God, I think I sniffed the dangerous air too. PRISCIL, DID YOU JUST FART?
Sis: w-welll... y-yeah, I guess.
Me: What the f--
Mom: Language, Tiffany.
Me: fudge. It's fudge mom. It's fudge.
Dad: Why didn't you take a dump this morning?
Sis: I can't. I mean 'it' won't get out from my v****a.
Me: EHEM...*faked coughs*
Mom: Eww... stop talking about your v****a in front of your dad.
Dad: *scrolled down the window* UGH, the air in this car is no difference than the air outside.
Me: *nods* yeah, both are polluted.
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After a while....
Me: *sniffs the air again*
Me: ---NOW WHO THE HELL FART AGAIN?! SIS, DID YOU-- STOP FARTING WILL YOU?!
Sis: What? it's not me! Don't you dare look at me like that!
Me: Who else would fart twice other than you?
Mom: NOT ME.
Dad:...
Dad: umm... this time... umm.. it's me.
Sis: *LOL*
Mom: *scrolled down the window*
Me: *groans* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY?!?!
STAI LEGGENDO
Wanna be a Joker but be an Idiot instead
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