*Me watching TV*
Mom: *From the second floor* Tiffa, bring me water please. I need it to drink some medicine.
Me: What? What kind of water?
Mom: Are you stupid or what? I need water!
Me: Okay, in a bottle or in a cup?
Mom: I don't want syrup, for god's sake! I WANT WATER! BRING IT UP RIGHT NOW!
Me: *Muttered some curses* Fine!
*Fills the cup with water*
*brings it to second floor*
Mom: I seriously need to go to the toilet but it was locked. Where is the key? FIND THE KEY!
Me: Okay...
*Inside me I was like 'The fuck?'*
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