It was in English class and the teacher as usual, let us study to prepare for the IGCSE.
Teacher: I will give you an article and you should make a good summary of it. *article appeared on the projector screen*
Class: *started reading the article, which is about flamingos*
I squinted my eyes to read the article better, but still a sentence blurred my eyes. ".....But, if flamingos tuck the same leg up into their down parka of a body, it stays warm..."
Me: Am, is that tuck or fuck?
Am: What? Which one?
Me: *pointed on the screen* The sentence on the third paragraph. The vowel, is it 'T' or 'F'?
Am: *realised something* It's tuck, Tiffany. HAHAHAHAHA
Am whispered to A and M, who also then cracked them up for quite some time.
Me: Why are you laughing so hard? It's not too funny, you know.
Am: I can't even!
Curiosity filled inside me as I once again, looked at the screen and read it. But this time I changed the word 'tuck' to 'fuck'.
And it became like this.
"....But, if flamingos fuck the same leg up into their down parka of a body, it stays warm..."
I realised, 'Wait, that comes out wrong, didn't it?'
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