Presidential Candidates 2016

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America: ay why can't you be my president instead ;-;

Grace Poe: I'm sorry, America, but the Philippines need me. I want to help all those in need and I want to stop all this discrimination going around in the country. <3

Jejomar Binay: I made Makati into what it is today. I will make the rest of the Philippines look like that if I become president!

Makati: yea well uh he's got a point

Pasig: ...Get a grip. He's corrupt! *hits Makati's head*

Miriam Defensor Santiago: Defensor is my middle name, and the person I shall defend is Duterte. (-:

Mar Roxas: The current president Ninoy Aquino has my back!

Rodrigo Duterte: =.= You're too ignorant to become president.

If I were to handle a country like the Philippines, I'd end all this crime. This boy over there, *points at Davao*

Davao: *standing beside Duterte, smiling and all behaved*

Rodrigo Duterte: Used to cause a lot of trouble and pick fights with others. I ended that behavior once I became his mayor. If I can turn Davao from a dangerous city into one of the safest cities in the world, I can turn the Philippines into one of the safest too.

Davao: *nods*

Sulu and Tawi-tawi: TERRORIZE TERRORIZE TERRORIZE TERRORIZE TERRORIZE--

Rodrigo Duterte: ...*glares at them*

Sulu and Tawi-tawi: ...o.o

Hahah... yes, w-we will behave, sir...

Philippines: You go, Kuya Duterte!

Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao: *screaming and cheering for Duterte loudly* DU30! DU30! DU30!

Mar Roxas: PAKSYET DUTERTE EVEN HAS LUZON NOW

GRACE LET'S TEAM UP

Grace Poe: lol bye

Mar Roxas: GAAHH CAN WE BET THO??? BC I'M BETTING A LOT OF MONEY. I MUST WIIINNN

Visayas: Get lost, Roxas. =.=

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