"Queen City of the South" (Spain as: Steve Harvey)

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Spain: *announces loudly on a microphone* AND THE NEXT QUEEN CITY OF THE SOUTH IS...

Visayan provinces/cities: *SCREAMING LOUDLY* *CHEERING LOUDLY* *SOME ARE ON RAMPAGES*

Spain: ...ILOILO!!

Iloilo: OHMYGOD THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I FEEL SO-- I CAN'T EVEN-- THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH *WIPES TEARS OFF AS SASH AND CROWN GETS PUT ON AND RECEIVES THE BOUQUET*

Spain: ...My mistake.

The next Queen City of the South is Cebu.

Philippine provinces/cities: ....

Mindanao provinces/cities: *no comment*

Luzon provinces/cities: *enjoying this*

Visayan provinces/cities: whaaaa--

Cebu: OHMYGAD :'D

Iloilo: ...

*drops bouquet* tf--

Spain: *takes crown and sash off Iloilo and puts them on Cebu*

Cebu: ...Omg I'm so sorry sister

Iloilo: But

I don't understand

why

...

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN *SLAPS SPAIN* TCH TCH TCH SHE WAS ALWAYS YER FAVORITO U BASTARDO

Visayas: Okie chill

Iloilo: I am chilling

I'm just crying

Cebu: Uyyy sorry gyud kaayo ba dili man diay ko kabalo--

Iloilo: I speak Ilonggo *wipes tears off more*

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