Poor Manila...

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Meanwhile in Boracay...

Aklan: Here are your drinks. Boracay is relaxing, isn't it? ^_^

Negros Occidental: Yeah, I love the white sand here :D

Palawan: this is the lyf 8D wooooh summer vacation gais

Batangas: yo anyone wanna go diving later

Bulacan: bro,

Pampanga: I'm in

Laguna: LOL where's Manila

Meanwhile in Manila...

Manila: F*CK THIS, F*CK THAT *THROWS PAPERWORK EVERYWHERE* BEING THE FKING CAPITAL SUX LIKE SH*T

Philippines: Manila honey~ I've come to check on y-

...what are you doing

Manila: ...ATE PIRI :D YOOOO KUMUSTAAAA *pretends to be busy doing the paperwork*

Philippines: ....LISTEN UP HERE,

THE ELECTIONS ARE COMING UP AND YOU SHOULD COUNT EVERY VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATES,

AND ALSO, THERE WILL BE IMPORTANT PEOPLE COMING

AND GAD, MEETINGS

*continues to remind Manila about all of his work*

Manila: ...*sighs*

Back in Boracay

Davao: ...

Lol I actually feel bad for Kuya Manila rn

Cebu: ...wow you also called him Kuya

Davao: bc i feel pity for him

poor dude, pffft good thing i'm not the national capital

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