La Aventuras de Maria y Emilio

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Rollercoaster about to go 20 feet down...

Philippines: WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIEEEEE!!

Male! Philippines: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! YEAAAHHHHH :DDD

Philippines: I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Playing basketball

Male! Philippines: HOI! MARIA! MAGLALARO TAYO NG BASKETBALL!! *throws ball at her but accidentally hits her face*

Philippines: ARAY!! EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAKIT YUN!!! DIYOS KO... MY BEAUTIFUL FACE....

Male! Philippines: ....oops haha

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Asking the Mexicans out

Philippines: Kuya Mexiiicccoooo! Let's go out!

Mexico: ¿Why not? Jajaja

Male! Philippines: Hey there gwapa ;-)

Fem! Mexico: ¡Adios! *throws a burrito at Emilio's head and walks off*

Philippines: AHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAILED

Male! Philippines: I DON'T GET IT ;-;

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Getting the Bruneians to comfort you

Philippines: *sobbing* B-Brunei...

Brunei: Tawalisi? What's wrong?

Male! Philippines: *sobbing* Aadilah...

Fem! Brunei: stop being such a goddamn crybaby *slaps Emilio on the face*

Male! Philippines: LOL AND I FAILED. AGAIN. ;-;

Philippines: I'M LAUGHING AT U

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