Mindanao provinces: we don't care
Cagayan de Oro: OHMYGAD PERTI JUD KAGWAPO NI--
Iligan: Cags no
Visayan provinces: ...*looks at Cebu*
Cebu: ...WHAT
Luzon provinces (except MIMAROPA, Ilocos Region, CAR, and Cagayan Valley) (including the male provinces): *ETERNAL SCREAMING*
*SRSLY CAN'T CONTROL THEIR OVARIES/TESTICLES*
*NEARLY MESSTHARBAYTEENG*
*NOSEBLEEDING UNTIL THE WHOLE PLACE FLOODS*
*THEIR SCREAMING IS TOO LOUD THAT IT ALMOST EVEN DESTROYED THE WHOLE OF VY CANIS MAJORIS*
*ON DRUGS AF*
*JUMPING OFF THE CLIFF*
*DOES A RITUAL INVOLVING THEIR BAES*
*DIES FOR THEIR BAES*
*CRIES FOR 10000 STRAIGHT HRS*
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
