The Fangirly Provinces

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Mindanao provinces: we don't care

Cagayan de Oro: OHMYGAD PERTI JUD KAGWAPO NI--

Iligan: Cags no

Visayan provinces: ...*looks at Cebu*

Cebu: ...WHAT

Luzon provinces (except MIMAROPA, Ilocos Region, CAR, and Cagayan Valley) (including the male provinces): *ETERNAL SCREAMING*

*SRSLY CAN'T CONTROL THEIR OVARIES/TESTICLES*

*NEARLY MESSTHARBAYTEENG*

*NOSEBLEEDING UNTIL THE WHOLE PLACE FLOODS*

*THEIR SCREAMING IS TOO LOUD THAT IT ALMOST EVEN DESTROYED THE WHOLE OF VY CANIS MAJORIS*

*ON DRUGS AF*

*JUMPING OFF THE CLIFF*

*DOES A RITUAL INVOLVING THEIR BAES*

*DIES FOR THEIR BAES*

*CRIES FOR 10000 STRAIGHT HRS*

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