If Luzon and Mindanao were way younger than Visayas...

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Cebu: Ate Visayas, how old were you when Luzon and Mindanao were like, babies or toddlers or something?

Visayas: Okiee suuu... I was like, 5 or something, Luzon was 4, and Mindy was 3

Cebu: Oh thank god, I don't know what kind of torture you would do them if you were a teen or a preteen

Visayas: ...wat

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Visayas: yo iggy

England: wot

Visayas: do me a favor

even tho i don't rlly liek u bc kuya espanya hates u and shit lmao

England: I apologize, but I can't--

Visayas: DO IT OR I'LL SHOVE THESE FISHES INTO YOUR MOUTH

England: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!

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Chibi! Luzon: Ateeee Piwiiii!! *crying*

Chibi! Mindanao: *scowling*

Cebu: ...OSHIET

Visayas: >:D

Davao: NOOOO ATE VI WHAT DID YOU DO TO KUYA MINDANAO

Manila: HAHAHAHA KUY- Wait, no... no kuya this time ;-)- LUZON LOOKS SO YOUNG.

Visayas: *TORTURES THE TWO WITH HUGS THAT THEY ALMOST CAN'T BREATHE*

*CUDDLES THEM TOO MUCH*

*PINCHES THEIR CHEEKS SO HARD*

*SCREAMING WITH SQUEALING EVEN WHEN LUZON AND MINDANAO ARE CRYING*

THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN

DILI NA JUD KO KAAGWANTA

GINOO KO

BASIN MAKAMATAY KO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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