Presidents from Mindanao

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Luzon:

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Luzon: ...I'm giving your people a chance to become president this time, and not mine.

Davao: Uh... w-well, DU30 is one of my people! Meaning he's one of Kuya Mindanao's people, too! So therefore--

Mindanao: *sigh* Davao, you already know that Duterte is a Visayan. He was born in Maasin, Southern Leyte, which is of course, in the VISAYAS. He only became mayor of Davao.

Visayas: He served you, though... but yeah, he IS one of my people.

Luzon: Don't worry, Mindy. There are still plenty of more years to come. *pats him on the back*

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