Ayaw Apil Apil, Luzon!

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Visayas: Ate! Ate! Kinsa ang imong bet para sa eleksyon?

Philippines: Syempre, si Duterte

Mindanao: HAHAHA DU3O!!

Visayas, Philippines, and Mindanao: DUTERTE! DUTERTE! DUTERTE!!

Luzon: Duterte!

Visayas and Mindanao: ...

Visayas: ayaw apil apil luzon kay di ka bisaya

Philippines: Oi, kapatid mo siya ha

Mindanao: Pero dili man siya Bisaya!

Visayas: o

Luzon: And I did all that shitty work for you

I'm the one working on the elections, counting the votes

Tapos wow this is how you treat me

Philippines: don't cry bby mommy's here for you if u cri i cri too omf

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