Gakuen Hetalia: #SquadGoals 2

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Philippines: *forcing the ASEAN girls to walk in five inch heels*

Indonesia: I'm already used to it! ^3^

Singapore: Same. These heels are uncomfortable, though.

Malaysia: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE US WALK IN THIS SHITTY HEELS

Vietnam: THEY'RE LIKE TOOTHPICKS!! SO HARD TO WALK WITH

Laos: WAAAAHHHH

Cambodia: WE KEEP TRIPPING AND FALLING

Timor Leste: I'M TOO YOUNG

Myanmar, Brunei, and Thailand: We're enjoying this *eating popcorn*

Venezuela: Eh... should we help them, Filipinas?

Philippines: Nah, they'll learn.

United Arab Emirates countries: *arrives at school with lamborghini, maserati, ferrari, and bughatti* *slow motion*

Everyone: *gasps slow motion* They're here!

United Arab Emirates countries: *steps out of cars slow motion* *takes off designer shades slow motion* *brings out pet tigers with golden collars*

Philippines: ...We can never be as rich as them ;-;

Cambodia: *sobs*

Myanmar: we fail

Singapore and Brunei: GAAAHHH TIME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO HANDLE MONEY *grabs all the ASEAN and drags them somewhere*

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