Expectations vs Reality: Philippines

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Expectation:

The personification of the Philippines is a badass girl who doesn't need anyone's help, and is hard-to-get for the guys who are interested in her. She also forgives people easily, even when they've hurt her a lot in the past.

Female nations- She's a great friend!

Male nations- WE LOVE HER

Reality:

Philippines- OHMYGAD!!! AMERICA COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME BC CHINA IS ATTACKING ME OHMYGAD!!

MARRY ME SOUTH KOREA!!! *hearts in eyes*

JAPAN I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU

JAPAN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ANIME

JAPAN I HATE YOU

I LOVE YOU

I HATE YOU

HEY YOU, SPAIN, I WILL F**KING KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME ABOUT TWO CENTURIES AGO IWILLKILLYOU IWILLKILLYOU IWILLKILLYOU

All the nations- That whiny little-

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((Honestly, I didn't want to make Philippines a whiny little b!tch or whatever, but I also didn't want her to be that kind of mary-sue where everyone thinks she's sooo badass. It's time someone needs a whiny, yet strong, character. Piri is also not the kind of person to give up easily, and would DEFINITELY fight for whatever she wants and never gives up.))

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