Kim Jong Un The Pig

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Kim Jong Un: Last time, I did a song, and it turned out to be a hit, so now I'll use my artistic genius to write you a poem.

North Korea: Oh god... *facepalm*

Kim Jong Un: Roses are red

Violets are blue

Death to America

Death to you to

Pigs all should die

They're a cancer in Earth

They will all die

They will be stuffed with dirt

Everything is bad if it's not true Korean

For killing the pigs, it's always the season

Genocide is great

Killing pigs is the reason

Now I will finish the poem off

As you pigs start to cough

It is the first sign of your demise

Now I will say, goodbye

North Korean people: ...

Kim Jong Un: FVCKING CLAP OR I WILL-

North Korean people: *claps*

Kim Jong Un: *smiles proudly*

America: even you are a pig

Kim Jong Un: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FILTHY AMERICAN???

America: even you are a pig

hahahahah

North Korea: America--!

Kim Jong Un: THAT'S IT

America: you're even too fat to catch me anyways

I KEEP GETTING FAT BUT I MANAGED TO BECOME FIT AGAIN HAHAHAHA

SEE YA KIMBERLY

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