Male! Philippines: *wears a Mexican hat* *sings a Spanish song* TE AMO MI AMOR~
Fem! Mexico: =.= *throws a burrito at his face* *slams windows close*
Male! Philippines: She likes me ;-)
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Male! Philippines: Heyyy Amelia wanna play some video games
Fem! America: ...Emilio, it's 3 AM here in Washington D.C.
Male! Philippines: Come on, I thought you liked staying up all night
Fem! America: Uuuggghhh not now I'm sleepy af
Male! Philippines: But--
Fem! America: *hangs up*
Male! Philippines: ....OH
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Male! Philippines: ;-) Magandang Hapon, Saku--
Fem! Japan: *accidentally hits his face with the katana... good thing it's closed* A-ah! G-gomenasai, Emilio-kun!!
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Male! Philippines: Lovina heyyy you wanna go on a da--
Fem! Romano: *throws tomatoes at him* *runs off* IN YOUR DREAMS, MANGO BASTARD!!
Male! Philippines: ...Lol she's crazy for me ;-)
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Male! Philippines: Heyyy Alice
Fem! England: ...what the bloody hell are you doing here, Antonio
Male! Philippines: I'm not Antonio
Fem! England: Oh, right! I apologize, Mr. Puerto Rico.
Male! Philippines: ...I'M NOT PUERTO RICO
Fem! England: Then who-- OH! ABDUL (Male! Malaysia)!! *pulls him by the ear* What are you doing, looking like a damn Spaniard? And wearing clothes a bloody Spanish man would wear too? Aren't you my colony, hm?
Male! Philippines: ...YOU ONLY INVADED MY GODDAMN CAPITAL FOR TWO GODDAMN YEARS.
Fem! England: Capital...?
Male! Philippines: ...IT'S PHILIPPINEEESSSSS ;(
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Randomness with Piri-tan!
DiversosHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
