Emilio Takes Over Maria's Wattpad Account

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Male! Philippines: Maria is out on a date with some dude at the moment, so... yooo! Sup! It's me, Emilio! ;D I'll be talking over her Wattpad account for a while. And them too *points at Nyo! LuzViMinda*

Fem! Luzon: Kumusta~

Male! Visayas: HI MGA FANS WOOOH

Fem! Mindanao: ...=_= Gusto na ko moh-uli

Male! Visayas: Sus uy, unya nalang

Fem! Luzon: ...Hindi pa rin ako makaintindi ;-;

Male! Philippines: Anyway...

Kumusta na kayong lahat~? ^3^ You can call me 'Emilio', 'Emils', 'Phil', 'EJ' (Piri is MC), 'Kuya', 'Fatherland', or...

'uyab' ;-)

Fem! Mindanao: *rolls eyes* Kuya and his flirting.

Fem! Luzon: Kuyaaaa noooo choose Ate Amelia or Ate Alice or Ate Sakuraaaaa

Male! Visayas: NO, ISABELLA AND LOVINA ARE BETTER PLUS THEY ARE SUPER SUPER HOT AF AND PRETTY AND GWAPA AND GANDA AND HERMOSA AND THEY ARE SOOO PERF

Fem! Luzon: Bleh! Hindi ako gusto kay Ate Isabella!

Male! Visayas: SELOS PA KA, KAY MAS GWAPA SIYA KAYSA NIMI

Both: *argues for hours*

Fem! Mindanao: ....*sigh* I'll just leave.

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