Randomness with Piri-tan!

2P! Male! Philippines

Male! Philippines: And so again, it is I, Emilio

And now I want you all to meet this dude

His name is--

2P! Male! Philippines (Andres): What the fuck do you want now, Emilio? Can't you see I'm trying to murder a woman for bumping into me?

Male! Philippines: Damn Andres, it was just an accident... =.= *stands in front of the woman to protect her*

Fem! Japan: E-Emilio-kun...

2P! Male! Philippines: Do I care? I hate women. *raises sword*

2P! Fem! Canada: Andres, we're gonna have a meeting.

2P! Male! Philippines: ...I'll get back to you later *keeps sword and gives Sakura one last deadly glare, then goes with Margaret even though he hates her*

Male! Philippines: *whispers to Sakura* Don't worry cutie, I'll protect you ;D

Fem! Japan: H-he's scary...

Fem! China: Aiyahhhh... Sakura just use your karate skills! You're better at martial arts than I am!

Fem! Japan: But I-I don't wanna hurt anyone! *cries*

Male! Philippines: Now, now, don't cry...

So anyways,

That was AJ, my 2P. Maria thinks he's handsome which is so wtf I'm way handsomer than him

Ok wait

I have fake abs

He has real ones

;-;

....I just realized

Maria has real boobs tho, Clara has the fake ones

Plus Clara is flirty

Andres isn't

I'm flirty

Maria is only flirty sometimes

Clara is a slut af and always wears revealing shit

I always don't put a shirt on while Andres hates taking off his shirt

...

But

Maria and I, we're cheerful and crazy af and loud and we make fun of people though we argue a lot,

Andres and Clara on the other hand,

Are abusive to their sibs and they hate cheery shit

So now for the description of Andres *cough cough*

Andres Jose Emilio de la Cruz. Black hair (it's straight tho, unlike mine which is wavy like Spain's), fair skin, red eyes, doesn't smile unless he's watching someone suffer. Merciless.

So... that's my 2P.

.....

I hope he doesn't come here again tbh