Admin: SO LIEK
TODAY
DIS GIRL -Hetalia_Mindanao-'s ADMIN LIEK SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW AMAZING UNIVERSITIES AND SHIET IN THE UNITED STATES WAS
AND YE I WAS ALREADY AN AMERICA FANGIRL BUT THAT TIME I LOVED HIM AS MUCH AS I LOVED SCOTLAND, DENMARK, CANADA, SPAIN, ROMANO, ROMANIA, AND HONG KONG
BUT SRSLY AFTER WHAT SHE TOLD ME I BECOAME SUPER DESPERATE FOR AMERICA
but then sadly
ofc i can't marry him i'm just human cri cri *points gun at own head*
But then
Guess who became obsessed over America again =_=
Philippines: ALFRED BBY OMFG MAARY ME DAFUQ Y U SO HAWT LIEK UGH I'M NOSEBLEEDING TOO HARD LOOK AT ALL THIS LIPSTICK STAINS ON THIS PORTRAIT OF YOU YEY HEARTS EVERYWHERE PLS BE MY VALENTINE I LAB U MAHAL KITA TE AMO JE T'AIME WO AI NI AISHITERU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indonesia: HAHAHAHA YEY SHE LOVES AMERICA
Japan: SHE FORCED ME TO MAKE AMERICA BODY PILLOWS I'M cryING
South Korea: PIRI I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME
England: ....Where's America
Mexico: I hid that hamburger idiota somewhere, protecting him from mi hermana. She'll probably try to rape him.
America: HEY TACO FREAK GET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE RIGHT NOW AND I WANNA KNOW!!
Mexico: NO SHUSH I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
Philippines: ...I HEAR AMERICA'S SEXY VOICE
Vietnam and Malaysia: *holding her back from trying to rape America*
Vietnam: ...Wait I just realized
It's America
:D *lets go of Piri*
Malaysia: VIET WHY
Philippines: ALFRED KISS ME~ *SLAMS DOORS OPEN AND GLOMPS AMERICA*
+++
Philippines: ...what the hell happened yesterday
Mindanao: Ate... I think you were drunk.
America: *SITTING IN A CORNER HUGGING HIS LEGS AND SHAKING* WHYWHYWHWYHWYHWYWHYWHYWHY
Luzon: *patting his back*
Vietnam: ...Who gave Piri alcohol
Everyone: *looks at Russia*
Russia: I swear, it wasn't me...
Everyone: *looks at Visayas*
Visayas: Not me either.
Philippines: ...
I WASN'T DRUNK.
*LOOKS AT AMERICA* HEY BABY~
America: PIRI NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOTTOM ONE!! *cries and runs away*
Philippines: COME BACK HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
