Virgin [First Book]

About The Author

Please don't get mad at me for not updating, chill. Ily buddies (((:

So, if you read my story Yours you'd know I did one of these a while back, but I like to believe I've changed physically and mentally within those couple of months...let's be honest tho, I haven't wtf. Let's get on with it.

1. The picture attached is me looking nasty af

2. I have way too many Ships I can't keep track, including: Janiel, Larry, Phan, Tronnor, Malum, Lashton, Jerrie, and Jaspar wbu..oh and Ricky Dillon and Shane Dawson should be a thing like wtf

3. I'm kind of a band whore.

4. I have an unhealthy obsession with Troye Sivan

5. Youtubers have ruined me.

6. I have a lot of friends but I don't see them often bc I'm busy watching youtube wbu

7. Cucumbers are the best thing in the world like someone send me some.

8. I live in Canada, but I like to pretend I'm in my own heart bc it's that cold

9. I enjoy cats, coffee, and the Internet

10. The first youtuber I ever watched was Fred and I don't regret getting in trouble in elementary school for watching his videos in the corner with my best friend(at the time)

11. I like vagina and dick so let's party

12. I had a dream about janiel once where they showed up at my house, drove me to a trash bin, picked me up, and threw me inside saying "In the trash, where you belong!"

I'm done now. If you read all this, we'll be great friends.