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chapter sixty nine

calumhood: i have a confession to make

ashtonirwin: why couldn't you just tell us face to face

ashtonirwin: i'm literally sat next to you

calumhood: do you honestly think i care where you're sitting

calumhood: if this is where i want to make my confession then this is where i will make my damn confession

yoellieg: doesn't explain why i'm here

michaelgclifford: or me..

luke_is_a_penguin: calum are you seriously doing this

calumhood: yes i am luek

yoellieg: **luke

calumhood: no i meant luek wyd

ashtonirwin: what is even happening

calumhood: i'll tell you if you let me get to the point jesus christ

calumhood: so my confession is...

calumhood: you know how we were looking for a dog........

michaelgclifford: oh god what did you do

ashtonirwin: .................

luke_is_a_penguin: mike thats exactly what i asked when he told me

yoellieg: seriously why am i here

yoellieg: this seems like a band thing

calumhood: your associated with the band so you're staying and if you leave i will find you

yoellieg: bitch you don't own me

yoellieg: or know where i live

calumhood: yes i do

yoellieg: tf

ashtonirwin: i might have told him

yoellieg: dammit ash

michaelgclifford: CAN WE JUST LET CALUM CONTINUE FFS

calumhood: thank yOU

calumhood: well...

calumhood:  i found a dog

calumhood: his name is RJ and he shall be mine

calumhood: (or the actual owners but whatevs)

luke_is_a_penguin: before you ask if he's joking, he isn't

yoellieg: AW YAY PUPPY I WANNA SEE I WANNA HOLD LET ME LOVE IT

ashtonirwin: who actually agreed to let us borrow their dog

ashtonirwin: did you steal it

calumhood: no you cant love it, i love it there can only be one person loving the puppy

michaelgclifford: ...... this was meant to be a tour dog cal

luke_is_a_penguin: i'm gonna love it

luke_is_a_penguin: and u cant stop me bebz

yoellieg: fuck you and your puppy

yoellieg: i have sparta

michaelgclifford: wth is a sparta

yoellieg: my cat

michaelgclifford: is it fluffy

yoellieg: .. yeah?

michaelgclifford: cool so i'm coming over with ashton later to pick you up

ashtonirwin: but im meant to be meeting her parents so they dont think im some type of murderer

michaelgclifford: then i can cuddle sparta in another room

michaelgclifford: see this problem is fixed already you are welcome

yoellieg: 2/4 in my apartment oK

yoellieg: luke wanna join

yoellieg: anyone but calum

calumhood: >:(

luke_is_a_penguin: i need to make sure calum doesnt actually steal rj from his owners

luke_is_a_penguin: you know them, cal? our stage managers? the actual owners? not you? getting it yet?

calumhood: you're all assholes

yoellieg: dude i'd defend you if you let me hug rj

calumhood: fine

yoellieg: GUYS LEAVE CALUM ALONE LET HIM LIVE HIS PUPPY FANTASY

calumhood: thank you daughter

yoellieg: honestly just stop right there

calumhood: hehehehehehheehehehe nope

luke_is_a_penguin: ok we gtg guys come onnnnn the car has been parked outside the hotel for like 20 minutes

michaelgclifford: you could just say that

michaelgclifford: im so done with the group pm like we're in the same car for crying out loud

michaelgclifford: great calum you have a dog you wont share good for you

michaelgclifford: i also need to take a piss but you dont see me confessing to you do you

luke_is_a_penguin: you tweeted that..

michaelgclifford: yeah i confessed to the fans not you, dont stalk my twitter weirdo

calumhood: guys ashton isn't on instagram anymore lets talk about him

michaelgclifford: that guy smells so bad

luke_is_a_penguin: he's being replaced by feldy hope he knows

calumhood: i'm replacing him actually

calumhood: my drumming skills are really improving

michaelgclifford: we're all basically better drummers than ashton

luke_is_a_penguin: is ellie not even defending him

luke_is_a_penguin: and why isnt ash even seeing the notifs for this

calumhood: i think

calumhood: i think they left

michaelgclifford: those bitches

luke_is_a_penguin: ok but now they left can we just talk about how they're so nearly there

luke_is_a_penguin: like guys they'll be together by the time we leave

michaelgclifford: idk if he'll have the balls to do it

calumhood: he better or im done with him

luke_is_a_penguin: same

michaelgclifford: LETS MAKE A BET

calumhood: idk is it really fair to make a bet on their love life and what am i saying of course it is

luke_is_a_penguin: okay so whoever thinks they'll be together by the end of the tour wins $30 if that happens and if it doesn't and whoever thinks they wont be together wins then they get the $30

luke_is_a_penguin: sound good

michaelgclifford: lol album pun

michaelgclifford: but yeah sounds good

calumhood: its on ;)