yoellieg: loOK WHAT I CAN DO
ashtonirwin: its literally just you making a cute face then panning the camera down
yoellieg: you're not looking at the picture
yoellieg: its actually me pretending to be pete wentz from his weird instagram videos
yoellieg: but i couldn't find that app so like i just made a silent video sh
ashtonirwin: ohhh
ashtonirwin: cool
ashtonirwin: theres literally only one thing on my mind right now so i cant really concentrate on much else
yoellieg: oooh like what
ashtonirwin: fOUR DAYS
yoellieg: TILL MY BIRTHDAY??!?!?!?!?
ashtonirwin: wait really?
yoellieg: lmao no
yoellieg: thats september 11th, keep it in your calender k
ashtonirwin: hahaha ok ok
ashtonirwin: ANYWAY
ashtonirwin: WE MEET IN FOUR DAYS
yoellieg: oh
yoellieg: cool
ashtonirwin: why don't you seem excited
yoellieg: oh im so fucking excited you have no idea
yoellieg: but if i lose my cool there will be no going back and i legit might scare you off
ashtonirwin: as long as you're actually looking forward to meeting im good so react however you want
yoelleg: i am i am, trust me :)
yoellieg: buT we have a slight problem
ashtonirwin: oh god
ashtonirwin: what
yoellieg: my mom wants to meet you
yoellieg: which probably means my dad wants to meet you too
ashtonirwin: whys that a problem? i dont mind
yoellieg: they still think you work at netflix
ashtonirwin: oh
ashtonirwin: well
ashtonirwin: we'll either have to break it to them that im not together so you dont get the bad end oR i go buy myself a top with the netflix logo
yoellieg: im liking the netflix top idea
ashtonirwin: dont worry im sure it'll all be fineeee !
yoellieg: you don't know my family
yoellieg: that includes relatives that arent actually relatives
yoellieg: omg chandlers gonna love you but i dont think thats good like he will be trying to be all cool and shit and young and omg omgfdvnfdoi forget it lets not meet bye
ashtonirwin: hahahaha el seriously its gonna be fine just trust me okay? and if its not then at least we have each other
yoellieg: damn
yoellieg: you so smooth
yoellieg: you're like my legs cos i just shaved
yoellieg: THATS how smooth
ashtonirwin: thanks?
ashtonirwin: but tbh i gotta warn you too
yoellieg: what why
ashtonirwin: think you forgot im not gonna be the only one at the airport
ashtonirwin: i'll be with those other guys idk if you know them
yoellieg: shit
yoellieg: wait so how's this gonna work
ashtonirwin: idk i could just get a lift back with you to wherever youre going im sure the guys wont mind
ashtonirwin: or you could come with us back to the hotel but if we do that then chances are lots and lots and lots of fans
yoellieg: hm
yoellieg: ok you can come back with me i guess
ashtonirwin: yeah i thought you'd prefer that option
ashtonirwin: i'm in a band full of idiots who would not leave you alone if you were in a car with us
yoellieg: i wouldn't mind
yoellieg: its just the whole going into a hotel with you, i don't think that would help the groupie rumours lmao
ashtonirwin: :((
ashtonirwin: i really don't like that rumour
ashtonirwin: do they seriously think i'd just use a girl for sex?? i'm not that shallow ://
ashtonirwin: and especially thinking i'd just use you for sex, i think a lot more of you than that
yoellieg: :*
yoellieg: well i was gonna use yOU for sex
yoellieg: this is awkward
ashtonirwin: damn
ashtonirwin: k babe maybe you should come to my hotel then ;)))
yoellieg: jesus christ its hard to joke around when you call me babe wow
yoellieg: its hot in here
ashtonirwin: or is it just me
yoellieg: you're not here
ashtonirwin: or am i
yoellieg: thats super creepy bye
ashtonirwin: ;) ;) ;)
yoellieg: i gtg
yoellieg: apparently you're not allowed your phone at work????
yoellieg: who knew
ashtonirwin: bye :)
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