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chapter twenty nine

ashtonirwin: on a plane to some place called north america idk if you've heard of it

yoellieg: what no what is that

yoellieg: wait a second i happen to live in this place called north america !!1!

yoellieg: yaassss, come to my motherland and stay here forever

yoellieg: actually no go to sydney and stay forever, then let me facetime your mom cos she seems cool

ashtonirwin: eh not as cool as me, she's a mum she does mum things

yoellieg: hehe you say mum

yoellieg: wait in australia do you say mom or mum

ashtonirwin: mum

yoellieg: then why hasn't michael got that memo

yoellieg: seriously get him to change his bio right now this is annoying me

ashtonirwin: ok brb

yoellieg: I WASNT BEING SERIOUS LMAO NO I SEEM RUDE COME BACK

ashtonirwin: he said no

ashtonirwin: he also said 'ashton why the hell do you keep asking me this shit'

yoellieg: oh shit

yoellieg: he's onto us

ashtonirwin: ABORT MISSION

yoellieg: IM ABORTING THE MISSION K BYE

ashtonirwin: wait wait wait

ashtonirwin: i wanted to talk about something actually

yoellieg: that was great timing, i nearly threw my phone out of the window in operation abort mission

yoellieg: saved the day smash well done buddy

ashtonirwin: dont stop alter ego nickname nice

ashtonirwin: real original !

ashtonirwin: much funny

yoellieg: very fuck off

yoellieg: such annoying

ashtonirwin: :(

ashtonirwin: anyway

ashtonirwin: 11 days till we're in new york..

yoellieg: i am aware of this

yoellieg: my daily alarm at 10am keeps me very reminded of this

ashtonirwin: well i was wondering if you wanted to meet yet

yoellieg: idk ash

yoellieg: its just weird

ashtonirwin: how though? :(

yoellieg: its just like i have been a fan of you guys for so, so long. now i'm friends with you and yOU want to meet me after i've been wanting to meet you for so long and now the roles are reversed its like well damn idk man i gotta think about this logically

ashtonirwin: ok but let me be the one to think about this logically

ashtonirwin: you like me, i like you, we could be awesome friends in person like we are on here i see no problems, you know i'm not some creepy old guy catfishing you and i know you're not some creepy old guy catfishing me so theres no danger here if thats it

yoellieg: lmao no thats not it, i could take you down any day irwin but its just idk i feel weird 'bout this

ashtonirwin: hey hey hey

ashtonirwin: you can't take me down

ashtonirwin: nobody can drag me down

yoellieg: did you just..

yoellieg: wow you should have started with a one direction pun

yoellieg: ofc i'll meet you nOW

ashtonirwin: are you serious

yoellieg: well thats not it but fine i will allow you to see my face in person so you can stare at the beauty that is my on point eye-liner

ashtonirwin: YESSS

ashtonirwin: i very much look forward to seeing your eye-liner :)

yoellieg: and i very much look forward to seeing calum :)

ashtonirwin: *and ashton but mainly ashton

yoellieg: **and luke and michael and dave and that one guy that keeps dressing as spiderman walking across your stage every show

yoellieg: ***and your crew cause damn they gotta be great people putting up with your lame asses every day

ashtonirwin: i'm not even gonna complain right now

ashtonirwin: i'll see you in under two weeks :)

yoellieg: yep and you will need to meet sparta and oh shit

ashtonirwin: what

yoellieg: my place is completely off limits

yoellieg: IF I SHOW UP WITH AN AUSSIE NAMED ASHTON HE WILL BE THINKING IM HOOKING UP WITH A NETFLIX GUY AND TAKING NETFLIX AND CHILL TO A NEW LEVEL OR HE WILL SEE THROUGH YOUR FACADE AND BE LIKE YO DUDE WHY YOU WITH MY DAUGHTER

yoellieg: he may sound intimidating but he is a 6ft3 college professor who literally once got beat in paintball by my mom but to this day denies it

ashtonirwin: hahaha damn so no netflix and chill?

yoellieg: definitely no netflix and chill