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chapter thirty

yoellieg: so... you know how i'm seeing 5sos real soon

ashtonjrwin: and how i have major pcd from seeing them the other week yep

yoellieg: i may be doing more than just seeing them

yoellieg: literally don't tell anyone this or i will find you

ashtonjrwin: chill liam neeson, damn

ashtonjrwin: i wouldn't tell anyone don't worry

ashtonjrwin: wait what are you talking about

yoellieg: ok so basically me and ashton have been talking like a lot and he wants to meet

yoellieg: friend??????

yoellieg: yo you there

yoellieg: hellOOoOo

yoellieg: did u die or something

yoellieg: i dont feel like making new friends dont be dead pls

ashtonjrwin: HE WANTS TO MEET YOU

ashtonjrwin: E FUCKSISN HOLY SHIT

ashtonjrwin: I DIDNT THINK YOU GUYS WERE THAT CLOSE YET WOW OK

yoellieg: yuP

yoellieg: i didnt think we were either but he's pretty persistent about it so

ashtonjrwin: where you even gonna meet though like lmao imagine your dad seeing him

yoellieg: yeah that 100% cant ever happen

ashtonjrwin: what why

yoellieg: he thinks ashton works at netflix

ashtonjrwin: wth why what did you do

yoellieg: i didnt do anything!! this was HIS genius plan while being on the phone to my dad

ashtonjrwin: oh god they were on the phone??

ashtonjrwin: he phoned during family night didnt he

ashtonjrwin: what a rookie mistake

yoellieg: yep yep yep

yoellieg: so now my parents and ashton cant meet or he will have to quit the band and get a job with netflix

ashtonjrwin: i wouldnt mind working there tbh

ashtonjrwin: i bet you get it for free

yoellieg: ew speaking of work

yoellieg: i have that later

ashtonjrwin: why dont you just quit already

yoellieg: cos i like this independence thing i got going on

yoellieg: if you just forget i live next door to my parents in the only affordable place within my price limit and only cos the guy who owns it fancies my mom and gives me a discount

yoellieg: totally independent

ashtonjrwin: lol ok if you say so

yoellieg: i do

ashtonjrwin: so.....

ashtonjrwin: get me an ash follow? 😏

yoellieg: r u serious

ashtonjrwin: very

ashtonjrwin: you gonna leave your best friend out of this while you hang with 5sos?? didnt think so

yoellieg: if he hates me for asking im saying you hacked me

ashtonjrwin: and i'll just deny all claims and lowkey be freaking out cos that means ashton would know me (for hacking you but still knows me)

yoellieg: i hate you sometimes

ashtonjrwin: love u