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chapter sixty five

yoellieg: :)) :))

yoellieg: lowkey want to post this but it would cause a shit ton of drama so lol nope

ashtonirwin: is it lame if i put that as my lockscreen

yoellieg: i hope not cos same

yoellieg: well i already did

ashtonirwin: done !

ashtonirwin: i had a great time today, it was nice to just hang out in the outside world for once

ashtonirwin: despite that girl but i wasn't going to let her ruin anything

yoellieg: me toooooo

yoellieg: does that happen a lot?

ashtonirwin: not really but some people want a picture with us more than anything so just get nasty when they cant get what they want

ashtonirwin: then get surprised when we dont wanna meet people sometimes

yoellieg: :(

yoellieg: im sure it'll all get better

yoellieg: if not just do a twitlonger

yoellieg: seems to be the thing people do nowadays

yoellieg: totally completely reasonable thing to do

yoellieg: totally not annoying

yoellieg: im totally not bitter either

yoellieg: sigh

ashtonirwin: u ok

yoellieg: not really

yoellieg: but i'll survive

yoellieg: you however

ashtonirwin: what did i do

ashtonirwin: wait i didn't do anything

yoellieg: no i just need to ask you something haha

ashtonirwin: ohhh

yoellieg: i've been debating this for a while

yoellieg: should i cut my hair

ashtonirwin: nooo :((

yoellieg: but its a long messy mess

ashtonirwin: so literate

yoellieg: lmao you cannot talk so shh

ashtonirwin: um yes i can

yoellieg: lol ok

ashtonirwin: SAVE THE DRUMS

yoellieg: i dont understand what

ashtonirwin SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DRUMS AND BANG ABHFJEWKGR

ashtonirwin: my phone got stolen i only went to go pee :(((

yoellieg: idiot why are you leaving your phone around

ashtonirwin: i like to think people will leave it be

ashtonirwin: then i remember who i'm friends with and its a bad decision

yoellieg: idk how you could forget

yoellieg: i think even your fans would be more cautious than you

yoellieg: but i wanted to know where that was going give the phone back to whoever it was

ashtonirwin: nah just a stupid chat up line from michael

yoellieg: hey

yoellieg: chat up lines are not stupid mister

ashtonirwin: when they're shit they are

yoellieg: gimme a good one then

yoellieg: ;)

ashtonirwin: ok hold on

ashtonirwin: damn girl are you my appendix? i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach is really telling me i need to take you out

yoellieg: cute

yoellieg: but you dont have an appendix any more

yoellieg: you know i'd take you to an art museum to make out with you but they said not to touch the masterpieces

ashtonirwin: oh damn that was smooth

ashtonirwin: we can just make out somewhere else then

yoellieg: tHAT was smooth

ashtonirwin: you don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down

yoellieg: SBRJETKBDF ahwdbwf

yoellieg: IM DESAD

yoellieg: YOU WN YOU WIN WINVR

ashtonirwin: boom

ashtonirwin: hey your hand looks heavy

yoellieg: u calling me fat

ashtonirwin: want me to hold it for you?

yoellieg; omg stop

ashtonirwin: ONE MORE

yoellieg: fine...

ashtonirwin: you might as well call me nemo, i'm never afraid to touch the butt

yoellieg: i'm so done with you

ashtonirwin: in a good way?

yoellieg: unfortunately

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A/N

i realised i made a big plan on this and i was only going to do 73 chapters, but i am going completely off the plan by adding chapters in but tbh i like it this way better so theres probably gonna be like 100 chapters as idk how to stop

meant to be doing my college summer project (that i forgot to do in the actual summer) but all i can think of is that im seeing halsey a week today and im freaking out so this distracted me but now im back to being all  vbeoinfcfventb