To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Wait, I'm sorry I didn't catch your soliloquy properly but did you just say that you got a girl?
Sent at 6:00 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
Oh, who's dyslexic now?!
Sent at 6:01 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Hey, I'm serious
Are you really dating someone?
Sent at 6:02 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
NO! I'm not 'dating' someone. I'm just hanging out with a girl.
Sent at 6:02 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
What the difference?!
Sent at 6:03 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
Loads of difference!
She is a FRIEND, stranger.
Sent at 6:03 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! I bet you like her, huh?
Sent at 6:04 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
Stranger? Which part of 'SHE'S A FRIEND' do you not understand?
Sent at 6:05 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
There's nothing in that huge monologue you sent me that screams 'SHE'S A FRIEND!'
BECAUSE YOU THINK SHE IS SPECIAL! OH MY GOSH! THIS IS SO AMAZING I THINK I'M GONNA DIE!
Sent at 6:06 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
A) Read it carefully
B) There's an enormous different between monologue and soliloquy
C) I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY, and
D) Please tell me your address, I wanna witness a moment as pleasant as your death.
Sent at 6:08 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Oh my Gosh! Buzzie's got himself a girlfriend!
Sent at 6:09 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
I didn't- Oh man!
Sent at 6:09 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Buzzie and his girlfriend sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Sent at 6:10 pm
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To: Buzz
From: Private Number
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Sent at 7:30 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
I'm gonna be a bridesmaid! And then a Godmother!
Sent at 7:31 pm
To: Private Number
From Buzz
(Typing) Wha-
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Aww, my wee Buzzie Bumblebee has got a cutie girlfriend!
Sent at 7:32 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
Wait a minute...
Sent 7:34 pm
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Uh, Buzz?
Sent at 7:40 pm
Shit, what have I done?
To: Buzz
From: Private Number
Did you like my new nickname for you?
Sent at 7:45 pm
To: Private Number
From: Buzz
You know, I'm really surprised by the fact that you still remember this stupid high school nickname, Kari. Now open the door.
Sent at 8:55 pm
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Anesthesia
Μικρού ΜήκουςPreviously known as 'Ours will die with us' and 'Less' anes-the-sia: Loss of feeling in all or a part of a body with or without loss of consciousness. So maybe a person is suffering from permanent anesthesia, then that person wouldn't be able to fe...
