(Y/N): Hey everyone!
Ruby: Time for more adventures, making more friends, and (Y/N) stealing even more hearts!
Weiss: Hopefully we get stronger too.
Yang: Hey, I think it'll be good!
Blake: Well, here we go again.
(Y/N): Let's do this!
(Y/N): Well, already off to a great start. Honestly, what is-
Then you heard a loud noise from behind you, then you turn around. But nothing was there.
(Y/N): Hmm ...
You begin walking again, only to hear footsteps.
(Y/N): HEY!
Once again, nothing was there when you turned around.
(Y/N): What's going on here?!
You keep walking, only to hear a voice.
???: Hey human. Shake my hand.
(Y/N): Huh?
You turn around and extend your hand only to hear a farting noise when it gets shook!
(Y/N): THE HELL?!
???: Heheheh. The old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.
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Sans (Do I need to explain who he is? Of course not! He's Sans!)
Sans: So, you're a human right?
(Y/N): Yeah, of course I am.
Sans: I'm Sans the skeleton. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
(Y/N): WHAT?!
Sans: Oh calm down, I'm not going to capture you.
(Y/N): Really? Why not?
Sans: It's not really my thing. But, my brother, Papyrus, he's a human-hunting fanatic!
(Y/N): Oh crap.
Sans: Actually, I think he's coming this way. Quick! Hide behind that human-looking conveniently-shaped lamp.
You noticed said lamp nearby.
(Y/N): Well, this should be interesting.
You hid behind it, and then another skeleton came by!
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Papyrus (Sans' Brother! He's a massive loveable dork! Voiced by Jacksepticeye!)
Sans: Sup, Bro?
Papyrus: You know what "sup," Brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles! You just hang around outside your station! What are you even doing?!
Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?
Papyrus: NO! I don't have time for that! What if a human comes through here? I want to be ready! I will be the one! I must be the one! I will capture a human! Then I, the Great Papyrus, will get all the things I utterly deserve! Respect, recognition, I will finally be able to join the royal guard! People will ask me to be my friend! I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!
Sans: Maybe the lamp will help you.
Papyrus: SANS! YOU'RE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
Sans: Hey take it easy, I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton.
Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: Oh come on, you're smiling.
Papyrus: Yes, and I hate it! (Sigh) What does someone as great as me have to do to get some recognition?
Sans: You must be really working yourself, down to the bone.
Papyrus: UGH! I'll just attend to my puzzles. And as for you, brother, put a little more backbone into it! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
He then leaves as you come out.
(Y/N): Well, he seems nice.
Sans: You should get going. Or else, you'll have to listen to more of my puns.
(Y/N): Right. But, just so you know, if I run into your brother, I'll humor him. He seems harmless.
Sans: You got that right. He wouldn't hurt a fly. He just wants a friend.
