Monster Month: Halloween MCYT Oneshots

Day 26- Golem

This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb, and 183 words long and in a modern au.

 Joel was pretty sure that the lady currently onstage doing karaoke was not a normal human. "Lizzie," He whispered. "What do you think that lady is?"

"What?" Lizzie responded, midway through eating a french fry. "Which lady?"

"The one onstage."

"Joel, that is literally just some girl. What do you mean 'what do you think she is'?"

"She looks like not a human."

"You're so judgy."

"I'm not being judgy!"

"You are, though. Or maybe nosy."

"Like you aren't nosy, too."

"I'm not saying that I'm not nosy. I'm saying that you are."

Joel sighed. "Hypocrite."

"Yeah, I know."

The lady finished her song, and walked to the stairs. She tripped, falling onto the ground. There was a cracking sound, like somebody dropped a clay pot. When she got up, a couple of shards were on the ground, and she was hiding her hand in her cardigan sleeve.

"Told you," Joel muttered to Lizzie.

"Okay you were right, but still nosy."

"Whatever. I think it's your turn to sing."

"Ooh, is it?" Lizzie grinned. "I'm gonna sing a Taylor Swift song."

"Why?"

"Because."