The Cantankerous Traveler ( Genshin Impact X Male Reader)

Chapter 36 : You're finally awake.

Y/n couldn't remember much of what happened do after he and Lumine pointed their swords at each other.

He finally woke up after a few hours. But he quickly realised he wasn't in mondstadt anymore .

Y/n: The fuck is this ... why do I feel sand !? I need to get out of here ! I don't like sand. Come on Y/n get up !

He tried to get up but his legs didn't felt like moving his arms also decided to give themselves a rest and be fell in the sand again .

Y/n: I don't like sand . It coarse rough irritating and it gets everywhere ...

And suddenly.

Hu Tao: You're finally awake ! You were trying to cross the border right ? Walking right into that imperial ambush . Same as us and that thief over there .

Y/n: Ralof ?

Xingqiu: Give him some space Hu Tao .

Xingqiu pushed Hu Tao away from him and threw some hydro on his face to make him wake up .

Y/n: The fuck is that for ?

Xingqiu: you have been sleeping for 20 whole hours . Lumine said she was very angry at you for keeping an secret from her .

Y/n: Shiiiiiiiiiit . Oh man . Oh God .

Hu Tao: What kind of secret have you been keeping from Lumine this entire time Y/n ? She was very very very very very very very very very mad at you .

Y/n: Shut up It's none of your business. I need to get out of here .

He tries to get up again but fails .

Y/n : Oh God ... I think I'm dying

Xingqiu: Don't worry you're not going to die Lumine took you to the church in Mondstadt after she was done with you so Barbara could heal your wounds.

Y/n: Wait wait wait . How the hell do you know barbruh ?

Xingqiu: ... you gonna find out within a few minutes. How are you feeling right now ?

Y/n: My arms are weak my legs are weak , I can't see shit and my heart is beating backwards.

Hu Tao: Oh really ? Let's make an medical diagnosis to make sure you're not lying , how many fingers do you see here .

She showed him 2 fingers

Y/n: 11 .

Hu Tao: Yup he's not lying .

Xingqiu just facepalmed while Hu Tao helped Y/n get back up .

Y/n: What the hell is this ? Where am I ?

Hu Tao: You're not going to believe me if I tell you .

Y/n: ... Sand and more sand ... oh my God , a desert island seriously? How the hell did I end up here with you 2 !? Nononono this is not real ... *Guarma flashbacks*

Xingqiu : It's not an island you idiot . This is Lumine Teapot .

Y/n: ... What !?

Hu Tao : Madam ping gave Lumine this awesome realm she can do literally anything she wants with it . And she decided to build a whole mansion for everyone from Liyue and Mondstadt.

Y/n: ... Hopefully I won't have to witness 2 archons being passive aggressive to each other . But why did she left me here in the fucking Sand .

Hu Tao : Because you don't like sand and she said it should teach you an lesson .

Y/n : Ok now how the hell do I get out of here ?

Xingqiu: You gotta ask Lumine for this .

Y/n: ... Fuck you 2 if that's the case I'm gonna do just that .