Warning : this story doesn't make any sense it's super cringe and only retarded people like the author of this story will like it.
Y/N , lumine and aether would continue their journey but they were stopped by an unknown goddess and were trapped in t...
All the 3 member of the gang where on top of the mountain behind liyue harbor looking at the jade chamber.
Y/n: What a piece of junk .
Rex: Piece of junk ? That shit is a whole palace ! Why don't we steal it for ourselves?
Y/n: Yeah ... communism intensifies.
Paimon: Wait , who are we supposed to get up there .
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Y/n: Ah man , that fucking goat didn't told us how to get up there .
Rex: She forgor. Damn ... anyways why don't we just go find the exuvia.
Y/n: I would like to do that but they might activate some random bullshit to call all the adepti to come and kill us , also I think that women might know something about my friends .
Paimon: So what we are going to do now ? Paimon and Rex can just fly to that place , but what about you .
Y/n: I'll jump .
And he jumped with all his strength but he wasn't close to the jade chamber. Then he remembered gravity existed and he started falling .
Y/n: NEWTON YOU BITCH YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS .
Luckily he fell on the sea . And Paimon teleported herself near him .
Paimon: Are you OK ?
Y/n: ... I have plan , this is a good one .
Timeskip
Rex: So you gonna yeet yourself towards the jade chamber rising the guizhong ballista .
Y/n: Yeah well is the only way of getting in the jade chamber . But don't worry I'll be f-
Random Millelith: Halt! Who trespasses on these hallowed grounds?
When they were about ot use get ballista they got interrupted by a bunch of millelith.
Paimon: Oh God these guys again.
Y/n: HA ! I knew it was a trap since the beginning. Rex let's beat the shit out of these guys and go see the exuvia .
Random millelith: What?
And another confront with the millelith ended up happening but before Y/n was able to defeat all of them someone arrived at the scene .
???: Stop! What's all this about?
Random millelith: Lady Keqing, these two strange people suddenly appeared. They seem to have designs on the Guizhong Ballista.
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"Razor is a better electro dps btw"
Y/n: I CAME HERE FOR ! *amnesia comes back* ... well i don't know what I came here for , BUT I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THESE YELLOW SHITHEADS RIGHT NOW !
