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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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He Just Refuses to Die by xFancyAfx
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He Just Refuses to Dieby Mahy
If she invites a man to a date and he comes even a second late, she will kill him. But what does she do with a man that manages to always come in time? ***This is a shor...
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Memphis✔️ by angel48183
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Memphis✔️by angel48183
Legends are what stories are made out of. They can be good or bad, it depends on the perception of the story. Memphis is a legend. They are the one people talk about a...
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Necrocide by JaCrispy_Jamaine
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Necrocideby Jake Linas
This is not your average zombie story. This isn't the beginning of an outbreak. There's no group of survivors trying to find a supposed sanctuary. And worst of all, ther...
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Sky's The Limit by JaCrispy_Jamaine
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Sky's The Limitby Jake Linas
Despite living in a flying paradise high above New York City, bounty hunter Clyde Di Santis has a hard life. Plagued by a tragic past and trapped in the sorrowful presen...
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Heightened Tension| A Collection Of Short Stories by frecklesonhisnose
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Heightened Tension| A Collection O...by Danielle Martin
A collection of short stories mostly in genres mystery/thriller, paranormal, adventure, and teenfiction. N/B: A sneakpeak is provided at the every of every story.
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When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
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When My Shift Ends | ✓by brit
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
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Hazbin Hotel x Reader by FandomWriterss
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Hazbin Hotel x Readerby Grace
I watched Hazbin Hotel and did a lot of reading on these guys, so I figured it'd be fun to make one! Buckle up and get yourselves ready for some demon fun!
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Ghost Of You by CassandriaWilson
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Ghost Of Youby Cas or Cassie
Danny lost it all... He couldn't stop it. "Its inevitable, Danny. You WILL become me... it's only a matter of time." Danny turned with glowing toxic green eye...
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baby by YOONSTRUCK
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babyby -ˋˏ𝒂ˎˊ-
all tied together in a knot of love. -each man has a dangerous past, creating a dangerous love when together. ⌜BTSxBTS⌟ •ONGOING •SLOW UPDATES start: 𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫...
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I Thought So [Yancy x reader Fan-fic] by Radi0ph0bia
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I Thought So [Yancy x reader Fan-f...by Radi0ph0bia
You gently placed your hand on top of his, slowly rubbing his knuckles with your thumb. This is nice. It's wonderful sitting here, just talking to someone who knew wha...
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star bound- dio brando x reader {Complete} by XmarksLashingX
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star bound- dio brando x reader {C...by Feliciano Bou
um... the anime/manga isnt mine we pray to our god, araki ~ enjoy ^^
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BEST Doki Doki Lit. Club Memes EVER! by Raven-Fallington
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BEST Doki Doki Lit. Club Memes EVE...by 3 am sun
Highest rank: #9 in doki doki lit club Ahhhh cuz 1. Yuri is best girl 2. I like Doki Doki 3. Doki Doki is NOT okei dokey!! :'DD 4. Doki Doki Literature Club and pictures...
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Playing With Matches by Sam_le_fou
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Playing With Matchesby Sam Camp
Chuck Colt, both a ghost and a zombie against his will, must find a way to reunite his soul and body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...
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Karma's Hitman by mestrin
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Karma's Hitmanby Michael Estrin
Gavin kills people with his thoughts. It's a good business, but a lonely life. Until that is, Gavin meets the beguiling Divia, a woman he can't stop thinking about. Coul...
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Daddy?  YANDERE LOVE by SkaiColdwater
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Daddy? YANDERE LOVEby SkaiColdwater
I would have never thought I would ever ever call a man "daddy" And I was right because I wouldn't have. I was forced.
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Dark~ MHA Role Plays by Sad-ones
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Dark~ MHA Role Playsby Todo's Baby Girl~
The title
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Dark Humour  by danisnotonchairs2022
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Dark Humour by Marie-San
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in th...
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Survival by KHC_LuLu
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Survivalby KoldKilla🏳️‍🌈
Just read😁😁 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝 𝟙𝟠,𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘- 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟟,𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘
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𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕤 // 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕘𝕔 by kmcvlt
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𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖�...by HA BITCHES IM BACK
a crackhead gc that should exist. [ on hold til March ]
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