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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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The Cantankerous Traveler ( Genshin Impact X Male Reader)  by BrazilianSamuraiboy
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The Cantankerous Traveler ( Genshi...by BrazilianSamuraiboy
Warning : this story doesn't make any sense and only retarded people like the author of this story will like it. Y/N , lumine and aether would continue their journey but...
You're A Doll (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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You're A Doll (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Jessie Cross is a typical bad boy with the title. He loves cars and racing and is basically an adrenaline addict. He loves tattoos, music, the women. His friends and hi...
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Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suoh by Neptune_8
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Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suohby Meraki ♡
You think he's cute? Wait until he starts talking, then decide if you really think he's cute.
❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞ by theonewhowrote1122
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❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞by ◤𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒏◢
❝𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙏𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙥𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭.❞ ➥𝓗𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮...
Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
TOXIC RELATIONSHIP THAT THE FL ACCEPTS⚠️ Nadine Kingsley is next in line for the throne, she's had secret admirers since she was about 16 and her heart slightly holds th...
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Proximity Problem by Dreamy627
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Proximity Problemby Dreamy627
TW!!! Stalking! Obsession! Toxic! But all consensual! After Blade served 6 years for 2 charges, aggravated assault, and battery. Getting out at 25 for "good behav...
'Best Friends'  by unlikebinxx
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'Best Friends' by Jazz (she/her)
They started off as friends, then went to friends with benefits, and now feelings are in the mix.
When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
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When My Shift Ends | ✓by brit
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
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Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces) by fantasynote
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Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces)by Anna
The hand that gripped the edge of the pool was definitely not human. The pale fingers were unnaturally long, conjoined with a thin webbing that led to sharp claws. My h...
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest a...
𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐘𝐏𝐒𝐄,Robin Arellano by -prxda
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𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐘𝐏𝐒𝐄,Robin Arellanoby 𝑨𝒌𝒐𝒓!
𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ━ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, 𝘈 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮�...
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Not A Princess  by darlingrosexo
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Not A Princess by darlingrosexo
Elizabeth Marin is a young woman whose mother died, father ignored her, ex boyfriend was an abuser, and her step mother hated her. She lost her job, and she's a college...
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (Montgomery Gator X Reader) by Cassalynn
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Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (...by Cassalynn
Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...
The untamable by sexiopath
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The untamableby DREAM CATCHER 780
heaven and hell. a combination fit for disaster. Alex Lopez, a ruthless drug lord with no heart, or is there? Desiree Arroyo, a girl, in her senior year with a normal li...
His soulmate (Klaus Mikealson love story) by miaxtvdu
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His soulmate (Klaus Mikealson love...by J
Elizabeth Gilbert, the twin of Elena Gilbert, discovers she's the last of her kind and one of the most powerful witches. Soon after Klaus Mikealson comes to mystic fall...
╰─▸ Lucifer's Best Friend by Commoners_Coffee_
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╰─▸ Lucifer's Best Friendby Haruhi Fujioka
"Oh no, our table!" "Pardon?" "It's broken!" "Alex, what nonsense are you spewing now?" ━━━✁┈┈┈ One day the devil is summoned by...
Sinfully Imperfect by EefaKhan
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Sinfully Imperfectby Eefa Khan
"You make me commit sins, I never fucking thought I'd ever come across." "You're such an alluring sin that I'd love to commit every fucking time." ...
The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor) by livvy_poo
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The Black Phone GC (with gen z hum...by 『❀ℒ𝒾𝓋❀』
basically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense? finney: finsarm robin: robinsbandana bruce: mintyman vance: pinballvance bi...
A Night on a Highway by m4manju
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A Night on a Highwayby dreamer-manju
A secluded highway, a dark night, and a car ride with arch nemesis and an accidental death! Arnav and Khushi are in love-hate relationship who reluctantly have to bear w...