Warning : this story doesn't make any sense it's super cringe and only retarded people like the author of this story will like it.
Y/N , lumine and aether would continue their journey but they were stopped by an unknown goddess and were trapped in t...
Y/n : Ok now we do have time to check on the "shiny red thingy" .
Y/n climbs Dwayne Johnson (aka da rocc) to reach the red crystal paimon was talking about .
Paimon : Paimon's never seen a stone like this before , so Paimon can't tell what it is. All Paimon know is that it's dangerous . Best we put it away for now .
Y/n puts the crystal at his infinite inventory .
Paimon : Okay , we've got it now let's get out of here.
Y/n and the talking food keep aproaching the city , until they hear someone going after them .
???: STOP RIGHT THERE !
Someone shouted and started running towards Y/n and Paimon.
Y/n: She forgot to say criminal scum
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Agirl jumps outta nowhere and lands in front of Y/n and Paimon.
Y/n : Damn boi she's thicc look at those THIGHS
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Amber " the THICC outrider of the knights of favonius"
Amber : May the anemo god protect you stranger ! I am Amber outrider of the knights of favonius .
She does a strange salute and keeps talking
Amber : You don't look like citizens of monstadt . Explain yourselves!
Y/n : Shit.
Paimon : W-we're not looking for trouble Paimon and Y/n just wanted to enter the city .
Amber: That's what all troublemakers say , and *looks at Y/n * Y/n doens't sound like a local name to me
Y/n : That's because my real name is Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire Kaijari suigyo no suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura kouji no burakouji paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan shuurigan no guurindai guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no Chousuke
