Warning : this story doesn't make any sense it's super cringe and only retarded people like the author of this story will like it.
Y/N , lumine and aether would continue their journey but they were stopped by an unknown goddess and were trapped in t...
After the completely unnecessary fight between Y/n and Childe and the big ass explosion inside the golden house , the millelith and the liyue qixing and the adepti were heading towards the place , luckily for Y/n Childe used real sigils of permission to release some random God Morax fought in the archon war .
While both men were struggling to get back up Rex arrived before everyone else to check if Y/n was okay .
Rex: Y/n what the fuck just happened , you didn't told it would have 2 explosions , and what in the living hell is that thing in the sea .
Y/n: That doesn't matter... do you think you can eat him ?
Rex: ... That thing is just water ...
Y/n: You ate a hydro slime ...
Rex: Slimes are different ...
Y/n: Anyways... it's all Childe's fault ... and probably Kaeya's fault aswell .
Most of Childe's clothes were burned because the explosion and he was way more fucked up Than Y/n , surprisingly he didn't wanted to fight anymore, meanwhile Y/n reached for his infinite inventory and grabbed an object Childe wouldn't want to see someone like him holding it .
Childe: Y/n , wait ! I ... I dont want you doing nothing funny with that nightstick !
Y/n: I'm gonna make you swallow this shit .
Y/n started walking towards Childe menacingly increasing his speed for each step he took , the harbinger knew would kill him by making him choke on the nightstick so he grabbed his bow and desperately shot all the arrows he had at him . None of them affected Y/n but the last one he ended taking it on the knee .
Y/n: Shit not my fucking knee !
Rex: Oh my God , Y/n ... he ... he just turned you into one of those skyrim guards !
Y/n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
5 seconds later
Y/n: I used to be an adventurer like you . Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Rex: ... You son of a bitch , look what you done!
Rex turned into a tiger and ran towards Childe but he already had enough elemental energy to teleport out of the place .
Rex: Fucking gingers .
Y/n: Sheathe those claws, Khajiit .
Rex: Y/n !? Dude you need to snap out of this , you're not a skyrim guard , we need to save the city !
Y/n: Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll .
Rex: What in the living hell you're talking about , there's a mothefucking water hydra in the sea !
Y/n: Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready.
Rex: *sigh* this isn't going to work ... Y/n tell me if I take off that arrow from your knee , are you going to attack me or go back to normal ?
Y/n: Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.
Rex: Here goes nothing.
A few minutes later
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